What is sixth form?

Shaftesbury School Sixth Form is the highest possible echelon of the school situated on an isolated hilltop somewhere in deepest darkest Dorset. It was founded in 1086 by a garden gnome named Hyke Mayez. He established Shaftesbury School Sixth Form on a rigorous principle of binge drinking, and survived for a millennium, eating nothing but the remains of rodents found in E-block and drinking Scotch Whisky.

When Hyke Mayez discovered Rwanda on Wikipedia, he attempted to colonise it. He flew over allegedly on the back of a silver stalk, and proclaimed himself to be the 'bearded God who delivers onself on silver bird'. His mission was a failure, but he would continue to embark on such endeavours 'till the end of his reign. His proponents admire him for providing a week in Africa, and hence, something to write on a personal statement and an opportunity to look good doing charity work, whilst doing nothing. (But shedding fake tears and depleting the local water supply.) His detractors criticise him for the somewhat misplaced sense of morality on his so called 'mission to Rwanda' - Seeming as the money it costs to organise the trip, would be far more beneficial to the people of Rwanda than the presence of teenagers from the Sixth Form.

In Recent years Hyke Mayez, was challenged to a duel by a local baker, of which he lost. On victory, the baker acquired the position of Head of Sixth Form, and all the paperwork Mayez didn't complete during his reign.

Person 1: I went to Shaftesbury School Sixth Form.

Person 2: What's that?

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sixth form - video

Sixth form - what is it?

An antisocial sixth form part of a roman catholic school located in Greenford, West London. Here pupils are assigned to friendship groups which they must stick with throughout the school day as groups don't mix, regardless of whether they actually like the people in their group. This is so that they don't face zero human interaction in the day. In this sixth form the younger year 12s are dictated by a bipolar Irish woman who is half the size of the average pupil and ensures there is silence during study periods, further supporting the antisocial agenda of the school. The pupils are divided into two categories and this is evident when looking at the demographic of the playground's sections. The higher part of the playground consists of basic teenagers going through a-levels who are too prestige to communicate with fellow pupils they have never spoken to before, while the bottom half of the playground is made up of coloured hair students with piercings that all do sociology and identify as a telescope. At lunch students are given the freedom to roam the streets of Greenford only to realise that 80% of the food options are chicken shops who most likely serve dead pigeons they've found in the area. During this break they will contemplate whether they'll enjoy a warm meal but face having diarrhoea when reaching home, or settle for a Tesco meal deal only to hear their belly rumble half an hour into period 4.

I go to the Cardinal Wiseman Sixth Form, my group were off ill today so I ended up making friends with the squirrels.

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What does "sixth form" mean?

This college is for all the dead tings in east London + all the slags. it’s full of set 8s eho open their pussy for every mandem they see!!

leyton sixth form is for slags

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Sixth form - what does it mean?

A pretty alright sixth form located in the chav-populated town of Hailsham.
The only real downside is baning into tiny year 7 cretins in the corridor they think they're proper solid now so watch out incase a 4'3 child tries to deck you on your way to lesson.
Big up HCC

John; 'Where do you go Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Hailsham Sixth Form'
John: 'Yikes'
Sarah: 'Shut up John you go to fucking Eastbourne'
#sham4life

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Sixth form - meaning

A college known widely across the UK for it's harbouring of paedophiles and that one fat purple girl

"Yo, what college you go to?" "aw mate i go to richmond sixth form" "Ain't that the one with bare pedos?"

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Sixth form - definition

Audenshaw Sixth Form is a protectorate of Audenshaw School. It was annexed in 1997 and has been under the rule of the Governor Robert Tadman for a large majority of this. Used mainly as a penal establishment it is protected by the 21st Prefect Division who are temporarily without their fearles leader. Inmates can leave but only on parole and often return on a daily basis. It has recently come under scrutiny from Her Majesty's Government due to it being a breeding ground for a strange life form known only as Scallius Burberrius, a hybrid of human and grandad clothing.