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What is alabama hot pocket?When you open the girls floppy vagina and eat it like a hot pocket Alabama Hot Pocket: ate that girl like an Alabama Hot Pocket alabama hot pocket - videoAlabama hot pocket - what is it?The practice of wearing two condoms at the same time with a layer of "Deep Heat", Chilli Paste or other such irritant between the two layers. Used whilst having sex with somebody of questionable sexual hygiene to the end that there will be an early warning if the first condom splits. Good job I used the alabama hot pocket whilst porkin that blue waffle, she screamed like a banshee when the first one went What does "alabama hot pocket" mean?when you put a warm shat into a girls pinkslit omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot Alabama hot pocket - what does it mean?an alabama hot pocket is a disgusting fetish where a male shits in a girls vagina and sticks his dick in it. or with a two girls a girl A shits in girl Bs vagina and licks it. man i need to shit. want an alabama hot pocket. Alabama hot pocket - meaningOften confused with "moon docking" or defecating into a vagina, the "Alabama Hot Pocket" is actually a term used by necrophiles to describe a cadaver in a body bag stashed in a cardboard box in a mobile home (or the trunk of a rusty '73 camaro) which has been heated by the mid-day sun. "I went back to the trailer on my lunch break to have a 'date' with my 'lady'. Talk about a Alabama Hot Pocket- what, with this heat wave we're havin'!" Alabama hot pocket - definitionWhat Mario R. does to Natalie A. Man , Mario gave Natalie a nice warm Alabama Hot Pocket last night . I could hear them heating it up all last night . Alabama hot pocket - slanglatin: Theca defaecatus I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert. Alabama hot pocketThe Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough. Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit. Alabama hot pocketthe art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards) Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket. Alabama hot pocketA sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina Me and this girl last night were doing some kinky shit and then I gave her an alabama hot pocket |
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