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What is mid-day?
When shorts or pants put on in the morning that are tight enough to negate the need of a belt, but then midway through the day, stretch and fall off of the waist, a mid-day stretch occurs.
"My pants are falling off; I thought i didn't need a belt."
"Dude, thats just the mid-day stretch."
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Mid-day - what is it?
when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt
Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.
What does "mid-day" mean?
The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.
Experimenting with chemistry.
Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”
Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”
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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”
Mid-day - what does it mean?
You started out your day all pumped-up to accomplish the list of to-dos but the obstacles you face along the way overwhelm you by mid-day that you feel lost and demotivated to carry on.
Common cause: bureaucracy.
Perhaps casual chatting with colleagues in the pantry over a cup of tea for a good fifteen minutes will soothe the mid-day crisis symptoms.
Mid-day - meaning
A much needed mid-day wipe of one's anus after a previous night of heavy boozing/drinking wine/beer, followed by a morning of greasy, wet farts that have the possibility of leaving a brown shit smear on one's undies if left unchecked.
Parker and Hamilton stayed up all night drinking Big Bear 40 oz malt liquors and jugs of cheap wine.
The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.
He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
Mid-day - definition
The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.
Experimenting with chemistry.
Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”
Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”
—————————-
“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”
Mid-day - slang
Having a joint (marijuana cigarette) at noon. (Similar to "wake n bake" or "steam n dream".)
Dude1: "We should totally meet up at noon in that cool park we found!"
Dude2: "F*ck Yeah!! Well have a mid-day-jay!"
Mid-day
When it's the middle of the day, and you realize you have a lot to do and not enough time to do it. As a result, your mind locks up and you can't work, you just sit and pity yourself.
Usually caused by procrastination.
When you procrastinate too much and end up having multiple huge assignments (which you haven't started) due the next day, you may have a mid-day crisis, and end up laying on your bed throwing a tennis ball at the wall. Eventually you either say "fuck it" and don't do the assignments, or you get off your ass and work on them all night.
Mid-day
when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.
"working at panera sucked today after that wild night of drinking. i had the worst mid-day crisis ever."
Mid-day
"Hey let's meet for lunch at mid-day"
"So noon?"
"No dumbass, 2 o'clock in the afternoon"