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What is Sleep?
Sleep ?? Whatβs that again
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Sleep - video
Sleep - what is it?
The one paradise life can offer that takes no effort, free trial of death.
Imma just sleep now.
What does "Sleep" mean?
sleep
/slΔp/
noun
1. A condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.
Humans need sleep not only for physical heath but also mental health.
Sleep - what does it mean?
Something we all desperatley need.
Yeah, I know I spelt 'desperatley' wrong. I need sleep, also.
Sleep - meaning
What humans do during 1/3 of their lives.
Sleep - definition
A great way to spend a school day.
"Hey Chuck, I'm going to sleep through 4th period today."
Sleep - slang
The best excuse to be unproductive for eight or more hours every day.
There's really no need for coffee or energy drinks,
Just get some sleep.
I love sleep!
Sleep
Proper Noun - s le' p
Kinda llike a drug but you're hooked at birth. As you grow older and worked f*%#ed up hours and invest in a life, you go through withdrawl.
Withdrawl Symptoms:
Heavy eye lids, tired muscles, confusion, boredom, being on the computer at 3:00am (after work), watching reruns of the 10:00pm news.
Treatment:
Well. there are three ways we can go with this;
1. Kicking the habit: Continue with withdrawl. soon enough you'll replace your blood with bawls, jolt, or coffie. You may go crazy, but you'll have more time on your hands.
2. Overdose: Keep your funny hours at work. When you get home from work on Friday, just crash on your bed and sleep right through the weekend.
3. Work around it: Ask for different hours at work. When your boss laughs in your face, reffer to methods 1 and 2.
Side affects of taking Sleep include:
Refershed feeling, more energy, better attitude towards life, better pefromance in the workplace, addiction.
"I need to get some more SLEEP."
Sleep
Everyone's favorite thing to do.
Sleep is the shit. End of story
Sleep
A drug that everyone can't resist taking.
"Man I need like, 16 doses of sleep. Hook me UP!"