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What is Slap Chopped?
A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex.
When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.
"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."
Slap Chopped - video
Slap Chopped - what is it?
Any excessive amount of useless stuff on a person place or thing. I.E. a bunch of SLAP CHOP!!
A truck driving down the road with 2 grill guards, 5 antennas, 22 lights and a stuffed animal attached to the front... look at all that slap chop on the truck.
A black girl with way to big of nails and multiple sets of gold hoops on that match all 6 necklaces...damn that chick is wearing a lot of slap chop.
A truck full of mexicans.... truck full of slap chop.
What does "Slap Chopped" mean?
To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.
I just totally slap-chopped this salad!
Slap Chopped - what does it mean?
to have sweaty, greasy consecutive sex with some bird. usually referred to in a disgusted or joking manner.
liam: how'd you go with that english sluzza last night mate?
pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop
liam: you are such a creep weasel
Slap Chopped - meaning
When a stripper on the stage looks at you with her legs spread and starts slapping her vagina with her hand like the "slap-chop" vegatable cutter on the infomercial.
Did you see that chick last night hittin her pussy like a fuckin "slap-chop"! Looked like she was trying to dice a whole bag of oinions
Slap Chopped - definition
The act of masturbation.
As Vince in the Slap Chop infomercial says... "Slap chop your troubles away..."
Slap Chopped - slang
A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.
Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."
Slap Chopped
That one guy who was on that Slap Chop Ad who got fired and put in prison for prostitution.
"I used Slap Chop until i figured out that the host of the commercial got fired for prostitution"
Slap Chopped
When a girl finds out that an angry dragon has been preformed and proceeds to chop off your unit by biting down with her teeth
Dude, Jim just got slap chopped when he tried to pull an angry dragon
Slap Chopped
When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.
Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"