Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Slap-Chop?

To open palm slap a titty sized C and up

Would you rather have a purple nurple or a slap chop?

👍75 👎103


Slap-Chop - meme gif

Slap-Chop meme gif

Slap-Chop - video


Slap-Chop - what is it?

A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex.

When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.

"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."

👍39 👎23


What does "Slap-Chop" mean?

Any excessive amount of useless stuff on a person place or thing. I.E. a bunch of SLAP CHOP!!

A truck driving down the road with 2 grill guards, 5 antennas, 22 lights and a stuffed animal attached to the front... look at all that slap chop on the truck.

A black girl with way to big of nails and multiple sets of gold hoops on that match all 6 necklaces...damn that chick is wearing a lot of slap chop.

A truck full of mexicans.... truck full of slap chop.

👍49 👎27


Slap-Chop - what does it mean?

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

👍25 👎11


Slap-Chop - meaning

To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.

I just totally slap-chopped this salad!

👍29 👎11


Slap-Chop - definition

to have sweaty, greasy consecutive sex with some bird. usually referred to in a disgusted or joking manner.

liam: how'd you go with that english sluzza last night mate?

pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop

liam: you are such a creep weasel

👍47 👎19


Slap-Chop - slang

When a stripper on the stage looks at you with her legs spread and starts slapping her vagina with her hand like the "slap-chop" vegatable cutter on the infomercial.

Did you see that chick last night hittin her pussy like a fuckin "slap-chop"! Looked like she was trying to dice a whole bag of oinions

👍57 👎19


Slap-Chop

The act of masturbation.

As Vince in the Slap Chop infomercial says... "Slap chop your troubles away..."

👍203 👎81


Slap-Chop

A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.

Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."

👍971 👎289


Slap-Chop

That one guy who was on that Slap Chop Ad who got fired and put in prison for prostitution.

"I used Slap Chop until i figured out that the host of the commercial got fired for prostitution"

👍89 👎19