Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hoops?

Placing an foreign item or object in your rectum in an attempt to smuggle it into a location.

Gerald was caught hooping cigarettes into the Penn again.

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Hoops - what is it?

Screwed. An uncomfortable situation. In a bad situation that seems to have no way out. Comes from one of two meanings:

1) To have figuratively taken it up the ass (the hoop).

2) railway terminology where new (additional) work orders were passed along to a train crew. The orders were printed on paper, tied with string, and held up high on the end of a pole. The string had a loop for the trainman to lean out of the window of a moving train and aim his arm through the loop (hoop) to get the orders.

"How you gonna explain that to your wife?"
"I dunno man, I'm hooped."

Yardmaster: "Theres more work for you down the line."
Conductor:"Damn, Why can't we tie up and go home?"
Yardmaster: "I got the orders from above. I'll hoop them up to you."
Trainman to Conductor after grabbing order successfully: "We're hooped"

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What does "hoops" mean?

the irish slang word for ass

aww lads, you should have seen the hoop on thebird i was with last night

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Hoops - what does it mean?

A term used in prison for storing contraband within one's anus.

How can i get this butterfly knife on the yard to shank that shit talking scrap?
-Hoop it!

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Hoops - meaning

Man Boobs. So called because many athletic shirts have the word "hoops" written acrost the chest (think basketball), and many fat guys think they're the shit when wearing such shirts.

"Dude, your hoops are jiggling in tune with the bass."

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Hoops - definition

black people of african descent

"Look at them hoops doin illegal acts!"

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Hoops - slang

What true playas do in their free time.

Pimp: Yo negro u done pimpin yo hoes? We gotta play some hoops ma brotha.

Playa: Yea ma nig, she ain't mean nothin to me shes just a bitch.

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Hoops

obnoxiously big gold circular earnings.

She took her hoops out before she put the hands up.

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Hoops

alternative word for vinyl records

"I'm just going to spin a few hoops and then we can go to the shops" shouted Paul the DJ to his wife Sharon who was upstairs after a bath, trying to get the new curtains up in the front room. The newlyweds had originally been going to go with a sort of lime green and mauve art and design style pettern, but in the end they opted for the simpler orange ones that they had seen earlier in the less expensive shop downstairs, where Sharon had had an episode and had started calling other customers offensive names and laughing at them, possibly because of Pauls' inadequacy.

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Hoops

Basketabll.

"Let's play sum hoops."

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