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What is Shuke?
when you puke and shit at the same time
me: i shuked the toilet and the floor
Shuke - meme gif
Shuke - video
Shuke - what is it?
State of confusion. Unaware of surrounding situational influences. Being out of touch in conversation or written word.
Can you please explain that to me, Im totally shuked.
I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.
What does "Shuke" mean?
Oh my, Jason was so completely shuked by that question.
Shuke - what does it mean?
When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.
"Major shuke-fest all over the bathroom last night after I ate those crab wontons."
Shuke - meaning
(Verb) To Regurgitate while voiding excrement from the bowels. Mostly occuring when hungover or suffering from acute diarrhea, usually into the bathtub or garbage can.
The smell from my shit was so bad, I felt like I was going to Shuke.
I didn't know what to do first, shit or puke, so I shuked.
Shuke - definition
When you shit and pukeat the same time
Man, I shouldn't have eaten that week old pizza, I shuked for three hours!
Shuke - slang
to vomit and shit at the same time.
when you shuke, you experience the acts of shitting and puking at the same time. Therefore, when you go to shit you vomit everywhere and when you go to puke, you shit everywhere.
Shuke
When you shit and puke in the same toilet bowl without flushing.
Josh: Dude, I heard you in the bathroom last night. What the hell happened?
Mark: I was so drunk. I took a shit and the smell was so bad that I puked. There was no time to flush.
Josh: It was a shuke!? Fuck!
Shuke
A dilemma arising when one must both shit and puke simultaneously.
If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.
Shuke
1. A feeling of uneasiness in your digestive system.
2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...
1. Oh, man, those tacos made me feel like im going to shuke.
2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.