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What is situational?

Thotimus prime, toxic friend and a back stabbing bitch

A: Omg, remember Becca she was such a situation
B: omg, that bitch slept with my ex

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Situational - what is it?

A cute or attractive girl or guy

Damn baby cute she lookin like a real SITUATION, she be on her fly tip

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What does "situational" mean?

(pron.)
1. in current use, a general substitute for any noun in existence, regardless of gender or number.

2. a common term popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the first season of MTV's reality series, "Jersey Shore" (2009), typically used to denote the expected arrival of reasonably attractive girls for an informal social gathering.

1. "You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation." --Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in the film "Jennifer's Body" (2009), referring to another character's finger nails.

2. "We have a Situation!" --Mike "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore" (2009), after phoning several groups of girls that he met on the Boardwalk and confirming their willingness to hook-up.

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Situational - what does it mean?

When a man has a hard on.

It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.

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Situational - meaning

Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with ordeal. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.

His situation went into high-alert after that girl flashed him.

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Situational - definition

The situation .. yours never changed

Never does ..

Despite what you write

Soon?

lmao .. you’ve been saying this for months now ..

I’ve been pretty much alone last couple of weeks …

There were openings ..

But .. I see exactly why you don’t/ can’t each evening

I don’t think you even get me/ realise my problem …

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No thanks …

Got used to cuddling up to myself …

And talking to myself …

At least I know where I stand then ..

Don’t think you have the same problem ..

Situation .. can’t do bs

Won’t do bs

Thanks for the toxic mess we now live in

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Situational - slang

A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.

The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.

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Situational

A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.

"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."

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Situational

Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"

"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."

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Situational

noun. a degree of attractiveness that is strongly influenced by the relationship of the subject's looks compared to those in proximity.

"I am totally into Peg from accounting."
"Ugh."
"Ugh? She's totally hot!"
"Total situational man, if you saw her out a club, you wouldn't give her a second glance."

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