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What is wontons?
A paradox of extreme and unlikely coinciding charachteristics.
"Wow, that jew has red hair, wears shades indoors, and rides a hog, what a wonton!"
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Wontons - what is it?
A girl who is a lesbian, ugly, thinks shes hot shit, claims shes from the "Ghetto" And she will prolly try to kick your ass. She does NOT look good in a bikini!!!
She probably lives in a trailer park because she is complete trailer TRASH!
Wears the same pair of pants everyday, she really needs to buy some new ones.
Example 1:
Person 1: That weird butch keeps on talking to me on facebook..
Person 2: Don't mess with her, she is from the deep south of Chicago and will kick your ass. She's a Wonton.
Example 2: Omg she is such a Wonton!
What does "wontons" mean?
When you put one testicle in a girls vagina and one her bum hole and twist them around in a circular pattern.
I wonton'd ur mom last night in front of your little sister.
Wontons - what does it mean?
A euphemism for any word that needs a euphemism
OO Jenn, please spike my wonton
Wontons - meaning
The best player ever on the server Shadowsong in the game World of Warcraft.
His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.
Typical forum activity.
Noob 1: Iz be trollin'
Wontons: I am here.
Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU
The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.
Wontons - definition
The act of eating any piece of food in one bite. Such as folding a pizza into the shape of a crab wonton in Chinese restaurants and eating it all at once.
Dude, nice wonton!
Wontons - slang
causing a lot of destruction or damage
a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.
that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!
Wontons
She has terrible breath, But I don't have the WonTons to tell her.
Wontons
A type of dumpling common to Chinese cooking. Also comes deep fried and maybe filled with delicious minced meats and assorted food.
I like to order Wontons from the Chinese Resturant
Wontons
Noun - the act of performing below expectations.
Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.
Noun - my fantasy football team was projected to win this week, but they pulled a wonton and scored half as many as my opponent.
Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"