Definder - what does the word mean?

What is influences?

An innuendo for cum. (See Jared Padaleki and Misha Collins at JIB7)

Fan: the question was if Sam and Cas made any influence on each other.
Misha: Oh yeah. All over each other.

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Influences - what is it?

The power to change, encourage, or make a difference without force.

I was Influenced to be more polite when I noticed someone walking an elderly lady across the street.

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What does "influences" mean?

Useless people on social media (usually instagram) who can't find real jobs. All they know how to do is take pictures while posing and expect to leech stuff off of companies in exchange for "endorsement". Some gain followers from horny men by posting pictures in bikinis. They have no talent and will be screwed once the culture dies out.

I'm an instagram influencer. I have over 200k followers?
Wow you really are a useless bitch aren't you?

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Influences - what does it mean?

A feckless cunt.

Jessica thinks she provides useful fashion advice, but she's just another one of those social media influencers.

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Influences - meaning

Usually the worst type of people you can meet: narcissistic, preach how others should live their lives, and only became famous on the internet because they happened to be born with an appearance which is considered "conventionally attractive" by most of society.

See also: unemployed

Me: Hi, what do you do for a living?

Influencer: I'm a social media influencer

Me: There's a jobcentre as soon as you turn right at the top of the road.

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Influences - definition

A prominent figure on a social media platform whom generally exchanges financial instruments or special benefits for endorsements; Influencers are not averse to blackmailing, threatening, and denouncing businesses should their demands be met with resistance.

See also: Freeloader, Attention Whore, Blackmail, Threats, Denouncement, Entitled, Spoiled, Unethical Behavior, Occupations for Middle School Dropouts with GPAs Below 2, Trash, Whore, Trash Whore.

Example

Person 1: So are you up to these days?

Person 2: Well I'm officially an influencer with 50,000 followers on Instagram.

Person 1: Have you ever thought of seeking professional help?

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Influences - slang

A makeup, hairstyle, or fashion blogger who is instafamous only on Instagram or buys "followers" and "likes" and gets free products from companys who fall in their trap of fake fame.

Jeff: "So, what do you do for a living?"
Becky: "Im an influencer, I have 200k followers."

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Influences

Someone with no influence whatsoever.

Lisa says she is now an influencer on social media. She is the first to think of herself in that way.

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Influences

Someone with lack of intelligence and a lot of free time, followed by tons of idiots on some social network, usually instagram. "Influencers" are called so because their opinion worths something only to primates with IQ lower than room temperature, therefore those primates tend to follow influencer's actions without thinking about it.

*Kyle JennerInstgram bio*

influencer, foodie, socially useless idiot

Kyle Jenner: "sooo does anyone else not open Snapchat anymore? Or is it just me... ugh this is so sad."

Followers: "Ugha Ugha ugheem lets delete snapchat because kyle said so ugha ugha"

*followers delete snapcat
*followers continues to drop IQ

*followers rape neighbours

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Influences

A word instagram users use to describe themselves to make them feel famous and more important when no one really know who they are or care, usually the type of people that call themselves foodies and post pictures of their avocado and toast cause they can't really do anything else interesting, usually also post their last holiday asking someone to #takemeback

*example Instgram bio*

John Doe, Blogger, Foodie, Traveller, Influencer

Guy A: So you're an influencer eh, tell me how many peoples lives you've changed by posting a picture of your breakfast

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