What is Short Bus?

Generally, the short bus is a smaller version of a regular school bus that carries mentally challenged students to school. On rare occasions, if your school board is a bunch of assholes (like mine), you will be forced to ride in a short bus for field trips if you class contains less than 18 students.

Teacher: We'll all be going on a trip to the art museum Friday!
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: And we're taking a short bus!
Class: ............
Time: Passes
Class: *is riding the short bus on the highway*
Other cars: *point and laugh*
Class: *is mortified*

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Short Bus - video

Short Bus - what is it?

School vehicle meant for special education students. Many are equipped with wheelchair lifts. Most seats are equipped with restraining belts.

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What does "Short Bus" mean?

Slow thought process. It refers to the bus that transports the disabled kids to and from school, not to be confused with the senior citizen's bus.

Did you come in on the short bus today?

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Short Bus - what does it mean?

Defending 2 time Humpday Fantasy Football Champion. It might not be pretty, but it tends to work.

Wow, the Short bus really fucked up Chi-Town's Meat Co. this weekend. Chi-town sure looked good on paper, but the Bus found yet another way to win. Those drooling retards can sure throw, catch and run.

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Short Bus - meaning

A vehicle used to transport the 45th President Of the United States, aka, Donald Trump.

“Mr President Trump, there is a Short bus waiting for you outside, let me know when you’re done tweeting”

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Short Bus - definition

The Autistic kids Bus

U right the short bus gay

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Short Bus - slang

People who are retarded.

Peter, you're a short bus

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Short Bus

a friendly term used to describe some one that is a little show at catching on to things

Person 1: Dude, thanks for turning in my homework for me.
Person 2: No problem, short bus.

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Short Bus

Retard, compromised intelligence

You have the intelligence of a short bus.

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Short Bus

Most often used when describing someone as a retard. "Special" folk ride the short bus, you see.

Jonny rides the short bus.

Wow... Did you come to school on the short bus today...?

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