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What is Sham Wow?
A super absorbent towel, made by the germans. You know the germans always make good things.
Guy 1: Holy shit, I just spilled a whole bucket of cola on my new carpet
Guy 2: Theres your mildew...thats gonna smell
Guy 1: WOW! this towel thing just absorbed it all up!
Guy 2: Sham wow, you'll be saying wow everytime
Guy 3: Thas mah damn COLA
Sham Wow - video
Sham Wow - what is it?
The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.
Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"
What does "Sham Wow" mean?
The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham
I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!
Sham Wow - what does it mean?
A type of public way for beating the crap out of someone
Alex: Josh you know i stole a pokemom card of yours
Josh: IM GONNA SHAM WOW YOUR FACE UP
Sham Wow - meaning
The proper complimentary response when someone describes an especially difficult situation that was successfully resolved in a quick and easy manner.
Otis: "Remember that jerk of a neighbor I had?"
Jeeter: "Yeah. What about him?"
Otis: "I turned on the fire hydrant in front of his house, and the water caused a mud slide that took his whole house right down the hill!"
Jeeter: "Well SHAM WOW!!"
Sham Wow - definition
When something so amazingly awesome leaves you awe-struck and the words "wow, sweet, badass, wicked, etc." just can't describe it. Don't forget your favorite headset microphone, then squint and prepare your best new york accent.
Did you just see that guy give a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance, it sham wows me every time!
Sham Wow - slang
A mega fail relating to Vince, the sham wow guy, who got arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue.
Boy 1: Did you hook up with that fat chick last night.
Boy 2: Ya
Boy 1: Sham Wow!
Sham Wow
To go SHAM WOW on someone is like saying you are going to open a can of whoop ass or postal on them.
Don't make me go SHAM WOW on you. That dude just went Sham Wow on that guy.
Sham Wow
When your girlfriend thinks she is being cute by biting down on one of your body parts and you shout "Sham Wow Bitch!" while punching her in the face until she lets go.
Just like what the Sham Wow guy did except it was a hooker and he got arrested.
Sham Wow
A term commonly used when one ejaculates on his girlfriend's face and then uses his penis as a squeegee to push semen into his girlfriend's mouth, whilst shouting "Sham Wow, Baby! Sham Wow."
Dude, I gave my girl a nasty facial last night, but don't worry, I "Sham Wowed" her 'til she was squeaky clean.