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What is mildew?

Simultaneous orgasms

Those two just had a TOTAL mildew freeze after their hot date!

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Mildew - what is it?

a person with rotten teeth/ breath, who wont stop sending the stink your way when they talk

Hey, mildew mouth, point that weapon some where else, its smell when you talk makes me want to hurl.

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What does "mildew" mean?

Having sex with a girl who has vaginal fungus.

"Dude, last night I got a mildew slammer, now my dick's growing penicillin!"

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Mildew - what does it mean?

Either you gonna do something or you not

Tommy: bruh barbecue or mildew?
Roger: woah chill I choose mildew my g

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Mildew - meaning

The female equivalent of "Morning Wood".

"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."

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Mildew - definition

This is the feelings/state of mind/state of being that a person experiences as they begin detoxing off of crystal meth. Whether they are quitting by choice or by an act of an arrested or sleeping connection, this feeling describes the feeling of your brain, therefore controlling all of your physical, emotional, and altered feelings about anything.

I bet Rhonda is still mildewing since she was arrested two months ago. All her and Rob did was consume crystal meth, plot on people, and steal from innocent people, so she deserves it.

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Mildew - slang

Mom I'd like to do every weekend

Cal: Hey you see that MILDEW over there?
Andrew: Nah I normally don't look at fungus
Cal: No no that 'MILDEW'
Andrew: Oh yeah she's a babe

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Mildew

When you have done nothing all day or are being lazy. It is to imply that your lack of movement, has caused mold or mildew to start growing on your body.

Friend 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just mildewing"

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Mildew

Ta dip out when aint no honie's down for tha cut up.
To leave when your chances of a one nighter are slim to none.

"What up man, what you wando...bar-b-q or mildew?"

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Mildew

A word used as a replacement of the word "awkward" when "awkward" has been overused in the conversation.

Lindsay: Bill did you just lick Justin?
Bill: Umm...
Justin: Uhh...
Katie: Mildew...

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