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What is ScoMo?
When you put yourself up for a job, but can't be fucked doing it.
And you think everyday is bring your wife to work day.
He wanted to be PM, but he's just a Scomo
Who the fuck is Jenny??
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ScoMo - video
ScoMo - what is it?
Australia’s current prime minister
A man who’s handshake was rightfully refused by a firefighter.
Scomo: “stay in school, and stop protesting about climate change; it’s not like it’s gonna impact us”
Also Scomo: “you know what? Imma take my children out of school to go to Hawaii, while there’s a shit load of bushfires most likely caused by climate change, in the country I’m supposed to be leading.”
What does "ScoMo" mean?
The act of performing aggressive analingus to a prolapsed anus, usually involving insertive tongue to a detached rectum and primarily occurring following a prolonged anal fisting session between two or more adults.
“After Gary was done with wearing me like a puppet, he ScoMo’d my pink sock for another hour until it retreated back inside me.”
ScoMo - what does it mean?
some old fella who won't provide the needs for Australia to withstand the fires or anything.
"You from the media?, tell the prime minister to go and get fucked!, from nelligan"
"ScoMo is a fucking twat mate"
ScoMo - meaning
Noun:
- The embodiment of all stupidity in Australia, who is somehow (we thought it was impossible) easily able to top the
punch-ability of Malcolm Turnbull's smug expressions with his stupid and bewildered face. Not one single person in
Australia wanted him, but sadly he was the lesser evil of the 2 other real opponents he faced; the #wokefeminist
50,000,000 year old prude Hillary Clinton wannabe, and a literal Alien who holds nationalist beliefs, even though he
came from an entirely different planet.
- A baby boomer who likes to boast about an expected budget surplus (which might I add, is pretty easy to do if you
sell half of your assets). In his spare time he goes onto "the Facebook" and catches up on all the recent Mee Mee's
and the "hip lingo", only when he speaks he sounds like a mix between that one friend who talks like they're an
expert of any subject, someone seriously out of breath, and any other baby boomer that has no concept of
'Millennial culture".
Adjective:
- Fuckface
- Substance-less piece of shit
- Mental ward inpatient
"Last night I was watching sky news and I think I'm gonna vote for the liberals now"
"You absolute ScoMo"
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"Did you hear about the new policy by ScoMo?"
"Don't be ridiculous, he doesn't have any real policies"
ScoMo - definition
Pronounced 'Scoh-Moh' Evade any responsibility and lack any empathy at all while doing it.
Whilst holding any kind of position with basic standards or responsibility to fellow humans, pulling a ScoMo means to blame somebody else, and smirk a little while doing it. And if you can talk sharply in a 'bully' style while communicating it, then you've done a successful ScoMo. Added points for blaming an invisible man in the sky.
Peter pulled a real Scomo when he let his kids eat his ecstasy tablets! He blamed the kids, laughed at them, and got angry at his wife for telling the ambulance it was Peter's fault!
ScoMo - slang
A man that tries to shake your hand in public. But you refuse and pull your hand away. He then forces the hand shake for a photo op.
See that guy over there? He's a total ScoMo. I think he pissed himself before at the Cricket.. I ain't shaking his hand
ScoMo
A baby boomer who tries to be hip and with it by getting diggity-down with the cool kid's lingo, cause he thinks he ain't no square. Still thinks nifty is an appropriate term. Only speaks in three-word slogans. Someone who wants to be hashtag-able, but T-Rex types. Is actually wickedly out-of-touch and cringe-worthy. A total n00b.
"Did you see that boomer on TV talking about Pokemon Go and Snapchatting?"
"Yeah, that guy is a real ScoMo."
ScoMo
A person who has set aside the needs of the people they have been elected to represent in order to pursue personal religious convictions and political aspirations.
“Hey mate, do you remember that time you, a self-reported Christian, set up illegal prisons to detain human beings seeking political refuge, thereby committing human rights abuses, and then sold it as ‘protecting borders’? That was such a ScoMo move, dude.”
ScoMo
When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.
Jono did a Scomo last week and even his wife didn't miss him until the weekend.