A person who doesn’t understand the meaning of camaraderie or leadership. One who has no concern in leaving a man behind especially when the going gets tough.

Bazza: What a shit fight of a day! Where’d the boss go? We coulda used his help aye.

Timmo: Come on Baz, every workplace has a Scomo. The prick went on smoko.

The Scomo: Fuck off boys, how good’s the cricket!

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Scomo - definition

To shit one's self at Maccas

Feeling crook but went out anyway and ended up Scomoing my pants.
I left a trail of Scomo from the registers to the toilets.

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Scomo - slang

When someone tells you they don’t want to shake your hand cause you’re a dickhead so you grab their hand anyway without their consent for a photo op.

To achieve extra bonus points, you walk away from them when they start talking to you and show no compassion.

She told me she didn’t want to shake my hand cause I was a dickhead, but I Scomo’ed her anyway.

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Scomo

To shake someone's hand without their consent and against their will.

I Scomo'd her. And when you're a Prime Minister they let you do it. Grab 'em by the hand!

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Scomo

A person who lacks leadership, accepts no responsibility, and takes credit for other people's work.

Nickname of the Prime Minister of Australia Scott Morrison.

It was a total Scomo: we dropped the ball, denied the problem, had no plan, cut the budgets, and stood in the way; but then we grabbed the credit for "getting it done". "SCOMO!"

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Scomo

A person in charge who leaves things to others when a difficult or emergency situation arises.

Shit was going really tits up at work this week so I Scomo’d off to a tropical island for some R&R and let someone else sort it out.

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