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What is Pokemon Go?
The best way to lose weight in 2016
Pokemon Go helps you get your ass of fthe couch and catch a damn pikachu
Pokemon Go - video
Pokemon Go - what is it?
a game that was released in July of 2016 where you turn on your GPS and walk around anywhere and catch imaginary pokemon around the world. You're pretty much a fake Ash and you really only see ratatat's, pidgeys, paras, catapries and more (it depends on where you live) if you live near water you'll see a shit ton of magikarps and tentacools. It's was a fun app in the first week or two of the release when it wasn't really a threat and shit because now people are dying and getting kidnapped. it's the end of world obesity and making relationships happen but it's the best-yet-worse game out there. You grind your ass off to get a squirtle of whatever with 600 CP and fight in the gym but the leaders and shit have 2000 cp pokemon. There are 3 teams you can join once you're level 5, team mystic, valor and instinct (valor isn't good lmao) and you compete and shit.
The objective of Pokemon go is to catch em all but you still don't.
Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all
What does "Pokemon Go" mean?
The game moblie game that dominated 2016 and still is dominant.
It's used an app that's used on your phone of pokemon go
Pokemon Go - what does it mean?
the only reason why people are outside
kid:I play Pokemon go everyday
random person: STFU Pokeman is dead asf
Pokemon Go - meaning
Nintendo's attempt to get their fans to exercise, socialize, and improve overall mental health. All while catching Pokemon.
I'm Pokemon Go-ing!
Me too!
Pokemon Go - definition
The reason why obesity will not be a thin anymore 1 year from now.
Bernice: "Ayo brotha, last week I walked 8 miles just to get to the next Pokespot! Holla at ya boy!"
Jersey: "Truuuu fam, Pokemon Go made me lose 6 pounds in 2 weeks! "
Bernice: "Word"
Pokemon Go - slang
Released in 2016
If you don't know what Pokemon Go is you must have been on an isolated island.
Pokemon go is sweeping the globe
People get hit by cars.
Friend: hey have you heard of Pokemon Go?
Me: yeah
Friend: how do u like it
Me: it's not a good game because someone jumped my fence. People get hit by cars
Friend: well do you play it
Me: no
Friend: wanna hang out??
Me: nope I've already made plans with my friend to play Pokemon go. We're heading downtown and I'm level 5. Catch ya later.
Me: runs off
Friend: allllllriiiiiiight errrrrrrrr
Pokemon Go
An app where you can catch pokemon in your neighbors backyard, lure kids with a lure module into your van, or get lost in the woods. The game play is primarily 10% "catch em' all" and 90% "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."
(Pokemon Go in a nutshell)
Player: "WOW, there's a crowbat in my backyard and I'm going to catch it!
Player attempts to catch it
Battle is interupted
Screen says, "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."
Player: KMS
Pokemon Go
The reason why gamer nerds will get exposure to the needed sunlight much more often than usual. It will also contribute in fixing their muscle imbalance as before the game was released only the muscles of the hand were in proper workout (due to both intense gaming and masturbating sessions for known reasons).Despite such acclaimed advantages , they are doomed to more disadvantages which of course they won't consider it like that. As if the virtualization of their own rooms wasn't enough to damage their brains, now they have the ability to virtualize the strange and scary outer world. When you encounter them on the streets you will be amazed that they possess more knowledge than your recently updated google maps causing more suffering to your non-nerd soul.Number of casualties that are hit by a car, bitten by stray dogs or/and raped in a nearby shrub will increase dramatically.
Oh shit dude I think I will have a Pokemon paranoia until the hype of Pokemon Go is gone in around 8 months.
Pokemon Go
The best exercise app ever. It gets people off their lazy asses so they can go outside. While the app has its faults, it is a very fun app.
Pokemon Go helped me get some good exercise. I even found an Onix!