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What is 2016?
A year best that is best described as a terrible movie with an outstanding soundtrack
Chris: "Thank God it's 2017, 2016 was a shit show . "
Wes: "Facts, 2016 was ass, but the music was the shit. Yo, you heard 4 Your Eyez Only yet?"
Chris: "Oh yeah man, it was straight fire."
2016 - meme gif
2016 - video
2016 - what is it?
The worst, most depressing and emotionally damaging year ever.
Kaiden: 2016 was honestly the worst year of all-time.
Harry: I know. Don't remind me.
What does "2016" mean?
The year of sensitive people. Literally say something, and someone, somewhere, somehow will get offended. Something doesn't go the way it was expected, somebody freaks out. Say something considered slander, somebody freaks out. Also full of petitions, politics, devastating terrorism, media, and more.
Person 1: "Gay"
Person 2: "I'm calling the police, starting an online petition to have you arrested, and obtaining a lawyer to sue"
Person 1: "WTF?! Oh right... it's 2016"
2016 - what does it mean?
The year where people will be offended by pretty much... everything.
The early-2000s born, mouthbreathing, iphone crazed idiots are finally coming of age with the sole objective of ruining everything good.
"God, that car looks so gay."
15 year old: uhhMMM EXcuusSE ME IT IS 2016 PLEASE DO NOT uSE HOmOFObIC sLURS TO EXPREss DISGUsT OMG THat IS so TRIGGERING !!!!!
"The fuck is wrong with you..."
2016 - meaning
The year where, well, I actually can't tell you anything. Guys, no one knows when the damn Armageddon or The End will happen. No one. Not even scientists. You just have to wait and see. But I'm pretty sure the human race will still exist billions of years from now.
Guy 1: Dude. The end is coming in 2016!!
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up.
2016 - definition
ME to everyone: RULE 1 OF 2017 NEVER TALK BOUT 2016
2016 - slang
The year that should not be mentioned in polite company.
*2034*
Carl: Teacher Wilson, why isn't 2016 in the history textbook?
Wilson: Quiet Carl, we don't talk about 2016.
2016
Friend: 2016
Me: Fuck
2016
The year Humanity got a good ass fucking by basically everything unholy. It was filled with terrorism, bombings, shootings, killing, more killing, even more killing, terrible leaders, global warming, natural disasters, overly sensitive people, more separation between people, racial tension, religious extremists, riots, mass immigration and the threat of nuclear warfare. A year that should be forgotten by all history books going forward.
Year 3000 in a History Class
Teacher: And that class was the end of 2015. Next lesson will be on 2017 so be ready because it's a big one!
Student: Wait....what about 2016? Why'd you skip it?
Teacher: We don't speak of that year......ever.
Student: Why not? What's wrong with it?
Teacher: Well, how should I put it? Umm....think of the nastiest, smelliest, dirtiest shit you've ever taken. Multiply that by everything bad in the world and that's your answer.
Student: Was there anything that was good about it? Anything at all?
Teacher: Well there was one thing.
Student: What was it?
Teacher: They had some pretty dank memes.
Student: Ayyyyyyyy LMAO
Teacher: AYYYYYYYY LMAOOO
2016
The year of idiocity, Dabbing, Pokémon Go, incompetent politicians, and a multitude of celebrity deaths.
Good riddance 2016!!!!!!!!