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What is Pokémon Go?
The idea of the game was to catch Pokémon as you do, but do it in the lovely world of the outdoors and still be in the virtual world at the same time, yet obesity rates have skyrocketed substantially since 2016 in the west.
You can't just lose weight and get fitter by walking about and playing Pokémon GO alone. You need to limit your calorie intake and consume calories from healthy sources of protein, carbs and healthy fats rather than eating like a stray dog by guzzling shit tons of empty calories after your walk.
Pokémon Go - video
Pokémon Go - what is it?
The most bootiful game that uses GPS for playing. Woooow!!!
Misha: "~I play Pokémon go everyday~"
*cameraman sees minecraft at the background*
Cameraman: "Stop singing mothafucka!!! You're singing the wrong song all day long!!!"
Misha: "BUT MINECRAFT IS THE WORST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!"
Cameraman: "THEN WHY IS YOUR ROOM FULL OF MINECRAFT THINGS??!!!"
What does "Pokémon Go" mean?
“Pokémon GO San Diego” is one of the largest local user-based community group established and acquired by Ali Vongsathian on July 17, 2021 during the annual GO Fest Global Event.
It was originally created as a Facebook Messenger group called “Pokémon GO City Heights” for the area of interest to play. On April 27, 2020 Niantic, Inc. the developers of Pokémon GO introduced the remote raid pass feature.
The group no longer served a purpose for a specific area of San Diego due to the capability of remote raiding anywhere in the world. It was eventually merged with Discord and rebranded as “Pokémon GO San Diego” on August 17, 2021.
Him: Do you any raid local groups in San Diego?
Her: Yeah, there’s an official raid group — it’s called Pokémon GO San Diego! you can find them Google.
Him: No way, I found them on reddit!
Her: Yeah! they have a discord too!
Pokémon Go - what does it mean?
The feeling that you must play Pokémon go whenever you are outside.
I have a serious case of Pokémon go fever
Pokémon Go - meaning
Pokémon GO is an interactive, mobile game that uses your phone's GPS data and clock to show Pokémon hidden near your current, physical location. The Pokémon which appear on-screen in the app can be captured its also great for kidnappers
Guy 1: Why is that guy over there staring at his phone
Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go
Guy 1: I thought that game was dead
Pokémon Go - definition
The game that will cause all kids to kill themselves by jumping in front of cars to get pikachu.
Person: Jonah died yesterday playing in the parking lot.
Person 2: was there wifi?
Person: yes?
Person 2: must have been Pokémon Go!
Pokémon Go - slang
A recent epidemic starting in July of 2016. This bug has caused thousands of people, young and old, to take to the streets in search of creatures which are not truly there.
Pokémon GO offers the opportunity to feed a power and control addiction by paying prices of anywhere between $2 to $200 to receive mysterious, back-street items; such items cause these Pokémon to appear more frequently. Encounters with said creatures are noted to cause angst and excitement among those infected.
I would write more, but I am about to level-up in Pokémon GO!
Pokémon Go
A mobile game made by Nintendo and Niantic
Guy 1: Hey, are you playing Pokémon Go?
Guy 2: Yeah, me and my gf are HOOKED!
Guy 1: Cool
Pokémon Go
A mobile phone game that died harder than Harambe.
"Wanna go out, and play Pokémon Go?"
"Nah, breh, that game died harder than Harambe."
Pokémon Go
The excuse for running around town whilst looking at your phone the entire time. The whole time, you're shouting names that sound like bizarre diseases to elders.
Person 1 "Why is David running around the field shouting some weird disease?"
Person 2 "He's playing Pokémon Go. It uses GPS to find Pokémon"
Person 1 "Let's hope it finds him a hospital."