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What is Pokemon go?
I know many people who have always hated getting out of the house, but after downloading Pokemon GO, they're like, "HEY WANNA WALK TEN MILES I FOUND A PIDGY THERE."
Pokemon go - video
Pokemon go - what is it?
The reason why obesity will not be a thin anymore 1 year from now.
Bernice: "Ayo brotha, last week I walked 8 miles just to get to the next Pokespot! Holla at ya boy!"
Jersey: "Truuuu fam, Pokemon Go made me lose 6 pounds in 2 weeks! "
Bernice: "Word"
What does "Pokemon go" mean?
Released in 2016
If you don't know what Pokemon Go is you must have been on an isolated island.
Pokemon go is sweeping the globe
People get hit by cars.
Friend: hey have you heard of Pokemon Go?
Me: yeah
Friend: how do u like it
Me: it's not a good game because someone jumped my fence. People get hit by cars
Friend: well do you play it
Me: no
Friend: wanna hang out??
Me: nope I've already made plans with my friend to play Pokemon go. We're heading downtown and I'm level 5. Catch ya later.
Me: runs off
Friend: allllllriiiiiiight errrrrrrrr
Pokemon go - what does it mean?
An app where you can catch pokemon in your neighbors backyard, lure kids with a lure module into your van, or get lost in the woods. The game play is primarily 10% "catch em' all" and 90% "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."
(Pokemon Go in a nutshell)
Player: "WOW, there's a crowbat in my backyard and I'm going to catch it!
Player attempts to catch it
Battle is interupted
Screen says, "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."
Player: KMS
Pokemon go - meaning
The reason why gamer nerds will get exposure to the needed sunlight much more often than usual. It will also contribute in fixing their muscle imbalance as before the game was released only the muscles of the hand were in proper workout (due to both intense gaming and masturbating sessions for known reasons).Despite such acclaimed advantages , they are doomed to more disadvantages which of course they won't consider it like that. As if the virtualization of their own rooms wasn't enough to damage their brains, now they have the ability to virtualize the strange and scary outer world. When you encounter them on the streets you will be amazed that they possess more knowledge than your recently updated google maps causing more suffering to your non-nerd soul.Number of casualties that are hit by a car, bitten by stray dogs or/and raped in a nearby shrub will increase dramatically.
Oh shit dude I think I will have a Pokemon paranoia until the hype of Pokemon Go is gone in around 8 months.
Pokemon go - definition
The best exercise app ever. It gets people off their lazy asses so they can go outside. While the app has its faults, it is a very fun app.
Pokemon Go helped me get some good exercise. I even found an Onix!
Pokemon go - slang
The future of kidnapping, by bringing Pokemon to life. This app will probably be released somewhere in 2016. Also see Pokemon
Youngster: *looking for pokemon
Guy in a White Van: Hey kid, I will trade you a level 100 Mewtwo for level 3 Pidgey
Youngster: I love Pokemon GO
Pokemon go
The best way to lose weight in 2016
Pokemon Go helps you get your ass of fthe couch and catch a damn pikachu
Pokemon go
A demon witch has taken shape as a app spreading a copy of itself to every phone that downloads it
Yo pokemon go broke my phone battery
Pokemon go
A really stupid game that every one is playing
Man Pokemon go is really stupid