What is SPAIN?

1) A beautiful country on the Iberian peninsula in southwestern Europe, capital is Madrid
2) Gets very hot, but there's no humidity
3) It mostly composed of red clay
4) Builds SEAT cars, which are cheap but fun
5) Has an good economy, still partially paralyzed by Franco's former dictatorship
6) Has gypsies who live in caves furnished with TVs, fridges, etc
7) Sells beer in McDonalds
8) Has awesome food and wine, making one realize the necessity of a siesta.
9) Is pretty cheap to travel about
10) Running with the bulls is for experienced locals and tourist yuppie jocks only

Eat a lot while in Spain, because you will never enjoy food this good ever in your life.

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SPAIN - meme gif

SPAIN - video

SPAIN - what is it?

The country that fucked two continents.

Them white boys from Spain just couldn't keep their pants off in the presence of them fine brown ladies!

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What does "SPAIN" mean?

Spain is a beautiful country on Southwestern Europe. It has excellent wines and foods, bullfighting (I don't like it too) and very nice people.

IT IS NOT SOUTH AMERICA! No offense intended, I don't hate South America, but we don't wear hats or eat tacos, we eat tortilla de patatas (spanish omelet or potato omelete) and we love party. Alcohol is cheap here.

A: Hey! Did you know where I've been this holidays? At Spain!
B: Oh? That country near Mexico?
A: (shoots himself)

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SPAIN - what does it mean?

The Third member of the Bad Touch Trio(BTT) and is believed to be a pedophile. He is very laid back, he's a looker, loves women, and has cooking skills equal to France's.

P1:BECKY OMFG DID YOU SEE THAT
P2:What The Hell is it???
P1:ITS SPAINNNN!!!!!
P2:Omg. He's sooo hot...
P1:HE CAN BE MY BABY DADDY ANYDAY
P1:LORDTAKEMENOWTAKEMENOWLORDTAKEMENOW!!!!!

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SPAIN - meaning

when your friend is mopping in a circle at the dining room floor

It's time for another Spain!

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SPAIN - definition

A georgous and highly multicultural country full of life, culture, and spirit. Spain is a series of many different climates and terrains, and inevitably different cultures (castellan, gallegan, etc). Home to the most beautiful women in the world!