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What is SELF SERVE?
When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.
Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.
Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie
SELF SERVE - video
SELF SERVE - what is it?
Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.
Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.
What does "SELF SERVE" mean?
An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.
Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.
SELF SERVE - what does it mean?
Self Serve Sexual Pleasure When Wife/Husband Is Away
Well, The Other Half Is Away, Time For A Self Serve Episode
SELF SERVE - meaning
The process of using a Self-service check out lane in order to keep a strange purchase secret
guy1: dude i need to shave my ass
guy2: nah dude go self serve some nair its better
SELF SERVE - definition
n. The act of masturbation.
Tom: So what happened to you last night?
Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.
SELF SERVE - slang
A word to define Masturbation.
"Dude, I SELF SERVE like three times a day!"
SELF SERVE
When you commit something that embarrasses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.
"Ah snap joe, i just dropped the blunt, self serve, self serve."
SELF SERVE
to accommodate oneself to point where they're violating another's space & things
Somebody who is self-serving has no regard for other people.
SELF SERVE
Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.
See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.