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What is cream machine?
The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.
"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."
cream machine - video
Cream machine - what is it?
The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.
Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
What does "cream machine" mean?
When your girl is giving you head and you cum so violently that it drips out each nostril, just like a soft serve!
Omg Bethany Jeff came so hard he Ice cream machined me
Cream machine - what does it mean?
The sexual act of a male squatting over their partner’s face. Their partner when ready will proceed to pull down on the male’s penis like a lever, giving the male the signal to shit in their mouth
Steven: she finally let me do the ice cream machine!!
Bill: the fucks that?
Cream machine - meaning
The act of pulling down a dick like a soft serve machine handle and having him ejaculate in your mouth like ice cream.
I totally Ice Cream Machined him last night. Wasn't cold though!
Cream machine - definition
it is not working sorry. btw i work at mcdonalds
the ice cream machine is not working
Cream machine - slang
Customer: "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh one uhh Oreo McFlurry"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"
Cream machine
When a gay man has sexual relations with multiple partners without being in a committed relationship.
Thomas told Fredrick that Blane wasn't a good fit for him because he is a true cream machine and wouldn't be faithful.
Cream machine
Hunter is a cream machine
Cream machine
A cream colored A6 2.7 turbo that resides at Audi Academy in Arizona. Dubbed after the graduating class of June 15th 2007.
Jose: hey pull in the cream machine
Jason: hell yah I love that thing