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What is the cream?
To cream oneself - a euphemism often used to describe the extreme stimulation of mind and especially body on casting eyes upon a fellow human with breathtaking good looks. To cream oneself is both a guy and girl thing. For a guy to cream himself is that feeling of urgency - that feeling of imminent unloading of his testicles following on from a mind bogglingly rapid penile erection, which in reality stops short of ejaculation and rather leads to a heavy anticipatory outflow of precum/prostatic fluid.
For a girl to cream herself constitutes an extraordinarily rapid vaginal outflow of lubrication - for some girls an actual g-spot ejaculation/squirt - following the inevitable engorgement of her vulva, again, in mistaken instinctive preparation for imminent sexual congress. Arrested by the physical barrier of her panties, her outflow is momentarily so warm and damp that her vulva feels as if it has been immersed in warm cream!
She only had to see her idol bare his chest on-stage revealing his ripplingly taut torso, and she sensed a warm very pleasurable yet urgent fullness develop within her lower belly. She quickly became aware of a warm damp feeling developing in the crotch of her newly laundered panties. She had creamed herself! “Oh heck” she pondered fleetingly between lustful yells of undying love from the front row at her fantasy on-stage lover "....forgot to bring a change of pants!” Nothing for it, she crouched, reached up to her creamed panties, pulled them down and out from beneath her skirt and tossed them at her idol a few meters away. His eye caught hers as her soaked panties hit the stage before him! Seeing him promptly peel them from the stage - seeing him realize how wet they were – seeing him returning her gaze with a smile then playfully draping their still warm dampness across his face, she swooned and creamed herself all the more! Second-stage creaming with no panties! … “Oh heck….” she repeated, eyes rolling in her sockets, “… I am soooo leaking! – oh god!”
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The cream - what is it?
Creaming is the action of releasing semen. Many people use the word as another word for masturbation or another term for semen, but it is mainly just the release, however it can be a reference to semen.
You can say something like "I just creamed myself" or "cream" and they both are a reference to jizzed.
Person A: "Ahh fuck, I just creamed myself"
Person B: "Mmm, lemme have a taste."
What does "the cream" mean?
Really funny thing to say instead of saying "Thats what she said."
(BOB) This is hard
(LUKE) "There's a Cream For That"
The cream - what does it mean?
Verb
1) To jiz/make a romance explosion
Noun
1) A load/romance goo
2) A rock band from the 1960s, who's music today is still loved, despite having only 4 studio albums.
A heard Crossroads on the radio today. Clapton's guitar solo made me cream my shorts.
The cream - meaning
When a guy blows his load inside A vagina or anus
Kaylee : So did you and Chad fuck last night?
Kiersten : We sure did he fucked my pussy so hard I was screaming and moaning the whole time!
Kaylee : You don't say!
Kiersten : He can really pack the cum after he Creamed me it was running out of my pussy like a river of semen!
Kaylee : Wow you are so lucky I wish my guy would cream my pussy like that!
Kiersten : Yes I am blessed and tonight he's gonna cream my ass!
Kaylee : Lucky!
The cream - definition
Used to define one's loss, mostly a big loss.
You saw the elections last night?
Yeah, McCain got creamed!
The cream - slang
Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.
"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."
The cream
When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess
Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!
The cream
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see "Wu-Tang Clan"
The cream
someone who's so turned on by something or other that they begin to produce some pre-cum/fanny juice.
I can feel myself creaming when britney is performing.