From the acronym S.E.G. (shit eating grin). Used as an all-encompassing name for jocks, frat boys, bros, douche bags, ect., and refers to the cheesy smile the aforementioned often display, usually before date-rape, or climbing into a raised truck. Coined in Southern California in 2006.

John: Check out those dooshes in the trucker hats.

Sam: Yeah, those guys are total fucking segs.

👍95 👎101

SEG - definition

Short for segragation. In jail known as box, the hole. Time spent in segragation, separated from everyone else, as form of punishment

"Damn I just did 10 months seg."

👍135 👎99

SEG - slang

(1) misspelling of the word "sex"
(2) Egg sex

(1) "wanna have segs?" "how do you misspell while talking, in real life?"
(2) *egg noise*

👍61 👎25

SEG

To have sexual intercourse. Another word for sex to disguise it in front of authority.

Douchey: That chick has some tig ol' bitties. On a scale of 1 to definitely, what are my chances of having segs with her?
Friend: I'd say highly unlikely.

👍521 👎63

SEG

Lame self-created nickname by a faggoty 12 year old and clung to throughout adulthood, as if it is interesting or exotic. Possibly copied from an obscure Star Track character or a monster from the early 90's Power Rangers.

Let's go to Segs! We can play video games and get fucked up like the 14 year olds we will always be!

👍33 👎45

SEG

Acronym for Sexually Educated Girl. The type of girl that has received a significant sexual education so that she avoid's all measures to avoid getting pregnant or catching an STD.

Dude 1: So shall we do it,

SEG: Yes, Do you have a condom? First I need to see the expiry date on your condom. Is it a Trojan or Durex, or Store brand? Where have you stored you condom, in dry warm conditions? Do you have lube? Is it water based or oil based? I think just to be sure, I better give you a blowjob with two condoms on.

Dude: Dayuuum girl, you a SEG!

👍47 👎55