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What is SANTAS BEARD?
A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
SANTAS BEARD - video
SANTAS BEARD - what is it?
The art of decorating a loved one's chin with a copious dressing of creme de la creme, therefore leaving a remarkable resemblance to SANTA CLAUS'S BEARD
Hi Tony, took that girl out last night, and my god, did i give her a santa claus's beard to die for
What does "SANTAS BEARD" mean?
The act of ejaculating on a woman's chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for Christmas.
So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.
SANTAS BEARD - what does it mean?
The act of cuming on your partners face and using your dick to shape it into Santa's beard.
Jenny was pissed off when she woke up with a bearded Santa on Christmas morning.
SANTAS BEARD - meaning
When you skeet in a guy's beard.
It was Christmas Eve, so I thought it would be fitting to give this guy a Santa Beard.
SANTAS BEARD - definition
after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!
guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
SANTAS BEARD - slang
When a guy goes down on a girl with a yeast infection, and after she cums his mouth and chin are covered with white lumpy discharge.
I heard Antoinette gave him a Santa's beard.
SANTAS BEARD
In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.
Dude Ralph! The other day I was titty fucking your mom, I gave her a hardcore Santas Beard!
SANTAS BEARD
The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."