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What is RBS?
Raging Boner Syndrome
When one conceives of a boner that results in a massive erection that is capable of being seen from under layers for clothes.
"I had RBS the other day at dinner, and I couldn't get up to walk without having to think of Ellen Degeneres, the Zima man, cow manure, and my mom naked."
See also Ron Burgundy in 'The Anchroman'.
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RBS - what is it?
Restless Booty Syndrome-n- A condition in which one is at work or school (particularly in an office, classroom, or some other employ that involves extended periods of sitting) where the patient can no longer sit still and must shake their rump, like a salt shaker, in the immediate vicinity of said workplace. Music, particularly that which initiates from the "dirty south", can be used as an aid. Symptoms include (while seated) shifting from one cheek to the other, head bopping, raising the roof, head swaying, popping and locking, the robot, the arm wave, and randomly shouting out, "can I get a dance groove in this bitch!" If you feel the onset of any or all of these symptoms you should immediately: 1.shake that ass; 2.watch yourself; 3.shake that ass; and 4.show me what you're working with.
Heather and Trisha were working on an important research study when Heather began throwing her hands in the air indicating that she did not particularly care for working on her assigned task any longer. Confronted with the onset of Heather's RBS, Trisha immediately started playing the Ying Yang Twins and they both proceeded to shake their groove thang.
What does "RBS" mean?
1. Acronym for Residual Butt Sweat. See swamp ass. The condition where the climate between one buttocks becomes similar to that of East Texas.
2. An uncomfortable wetness between the cheeks, often require one to contemplate changing his/her underpants.
Dude, it's too hot in here! I got RBS dripping down my thighs.
RBS - what does it mean?
An acronym for the phrase "Rough Bum Sex". This is additionally comical because the Royal Bank of Scotland (also RBS) logo resembles an anus.
John Doe enjoys RBS.
RBS - meaning
Eric is on his rbs he has on all Gucci
RBS - definition
Nick often gets boners during math class, which proves that he has RBS.
RBS - slang
RardiBullShit
used when the amount of bullshit said by a person reaches an absurd level.
Sam:
Ravi:Whoa thats some rbs right there
RBS
Random Boner Syndrome. When a male's sexual organ is continuously erect at random times.
Doctor: "Holy Crap! What is that?"
Male: "Sorry, I have RBS."
Doctor: "Whew! It's all good, so do I!"
RBS
Acronym for Random Boner Syndrome. Pretty self explanatory, but it happens when you're just sitting there and randomly get a boner. Usually not spurred by anything.
"Yo man, I was sittin in class one day and got hit with RBS."
"And..."
"Well, the teacher called on me, and I had to go up to the board. Everyone laughed."
"Yeah, that's cause yo wang is small, guy."
RBS
"RBS, or Random Boner Syndrom, is affecting men everywhere. Affects teens, adults, the president, historical figures probably even got it. They have all fallen pray to Random Boner Syndrome. RBS is when your sitting in class, at the work place, or your at the bus stop, and all of a sudden you just get a boner. Sometimes it's not even that boner that gets you, its trying to adjust it in the middle of class. The problem is, when it's limp, if you got it hanging down, then it grows into the tight part of your jeans. Or if you got it propped up onto your leg, and you get a boner, then it goes right up into your belt buckle. And your like, 'God damn it, my boner is going right into my belt buckle...ow!' So the question remains, should we be concerned with RBS? should measure me taken by Homeland Security or Peda to help control the situation? I don't know what either of those will do. Homeland Security would probably try to tap your wiener, and Peda would probably try to give it the right to vote. But all I know, is that RBS is just part of life and it's something that all men have to deal with."
-Vinny Degaetano
"I was once sitting in my science class, during a lecture about how when you mix carbon and hydrogen, it makes hydrocarbons. And then I got a boner RBS. I had a girl sitting right next to me at my table, what am I supposed to do? Do I just adjust it? Well, yeah I could do that, but that's not polite; that's rude. Do you stand up, then you got that boner sitting right there. And your playing with it like, 'Err...I can't adjust my boner!'."
-Vinny Degaetano