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What is Holy Crap?

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

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Holy Crap - video


Holy Crap - what is it?

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

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What does "Holy Crap" mean?

Expressing a mixture of extreme emotions such as fear, surprise or happiness.

Gina: How was your work out today?

Brad: Holy Crap, it was impossible. Holy Crap, I can barely walk. My quads are killing me...Holy Crap!

Gina: What is your work out like tomorrow?

Brad: Holy Crap, I don't know...I'm afraid to look. Holy Crap!

Gina: You look buff

Brad: Holy Crap, I'm getting stronger and more fit. Holy Crap, I can notice a difference already. Holy Crap!

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Holy Crap - what does it mean?

The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.

Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?

Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.

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Holy Crap - meaning

1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.

1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.

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Holy Crap - definition

The contense of God's toilet.
Something you get detention for saying.
An exclamation.

Father Tenneant, does God make holy craps?
Holy crap, that's a lot of homework! DETENTION, YOUNG LADY!!

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Holy Crap - slang

See: The Bible

Alex Trebek: And the answer is, The Bible.

Thomas Jefferson: What is holy crap?

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Holy Crap

Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.

"Whattya eatin'?"

"HoLy CrAp!!!"

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Holy Crap

This is when someones poo is blessed by G-d. This poo is then sent up to heaven. G-d then inspects the poo make sure its holy enough to be holy crap. G-d then throws this poo down to earth. When this poo hits someone they become "holy crap".

Omfg, dude you just became holy crap.

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Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.

Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.

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