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What is Pumpkin patching?

Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched

You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.

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Pumpkin patching - video

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Pumpkin patching - what is it?

make clothes for new born up to 5 year old kids

Little Billy is gonna be born in a week we should get Sarah some clothes from Pumpkin Patch as her present

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What does "Pumpkin patching" mean?

A small group of short obese Mexican women walking around together in ghetto areas.

You see that fat Mexican lady and her two fat kids? Yea, I call that a pumpkin patch.

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Pumpkin patching - what does it mean?

The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.

I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.

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Pumpkin patching - meaning

A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.

Look at that pumpkin patch of ugly ass cheerleaders.

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Pumpkin patching - definition

A place plentiful in homosexuals. Meant as an endearing term.

The Castro is a total pumpkin patch.

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Pumpkin patching - slang

An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.

Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!

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Pumpkin patching

A red head's pubic area.

"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."

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Pumpkin patching

The act of anal scissoring.

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.

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Pumpkin patching

A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster

Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers

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