Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Psychologist?

Often shady/sleazy/stupid. Often it's in their best interest that you keep seeing them.. Most are more screwed up than their clients they are supposed to help. Just because a human ape has a couple letters behind their name doesnt mean they stop being an ape.

Beth has a Phd in Psychology. She basically got it by blowing and licking the whole faculty. Just like she did for her Dad/brothers. She has more issues than a 45 year old crackwhore, yet is entrusted with others mental health. Dont trust her, just fuck her thats all shes good for.

πŸ‘199 πŸ‘Ž251


Psychologist - meme gif

Psychologist meme gif

Psychologist - video


Psychologist - what is it?

Useless.

Aha! There goes another useless psychologist!

πŸ‘273 πŸ‘Ž325


What does "Psychologist" mean?

someone who thinks that problems thought up by the mind can be solved by even more thinking

Psychologist - "next time you are depressed i want to you stop being depressed by thinking about not being depressed"

patient- "ok"

πŸ‘115 πŸ‘Ž61


Psychologist - what does it mean?

Psychologists are just people who weren’t smart enough to be psychics.

Terry: My psych evaluation is today. They're gonna decide if I'm ready to make it back on the streets.
Gina: Why do you care what they think? Psychologists are just people who weren't smart enough to be psychics.

πŸ‘31 πŸ‘Ž27


Psychologist - meaning

A β€œβ€ doctor but not really

There are bs doctors like psychologists

πŸ‘31 πŸ‘Ž19


Psychologist - definition

Someone who studies bullshit and then tells you all your problems are due to a deprived childhood.

the psychologist said the cause of my problems was in my childhood

πŸ‘329 πŸ‘Ž487


Psychologist - slang

1. Friend-for-pay.
2. A pathological liar.
3. A better and happier person than the patient.

I was driving when I saw a psychologist.

πŸ‘485 πŸ‘Ž421


Psychologist

Ordinary people who went to college for about 10 years after high school just to be able to listen to lunatics bitch all day long. They also have a shitload of student loans. A good movie that illustrates a Doctor's struggles in this profession is called "What about Bob?".

Some of my favorite Psychologists are:

1. Wilhelm Wundt
2. BF Skinner
3. John B Watson

πŸ‘215 πŸ‘Ž153


Psychologist

A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.

Dr. Weschler was a great psychologist.

πŸ‘445 πŸ‘Ž167


Psychologist

A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.

Dr. Sigmund Freud

πŸ‘847 πŸ‘Ž299