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What is Present?
A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"
Me: Hey, you presenting today?
Illiterate Moron: Yah mon, im presentating.
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Present - what is it?
When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.
We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.
What does "Present" mean?
the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.
teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow"
student: "dies of a heart attack"
Present - what does it mean?
Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner
Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.
Present - meaning
The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick
Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-
Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?
Present - definition
A word with too many goddamn definitions.
She's presently present, so I'll present my present.
Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
Present - slang
A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.
"He's got a chistmas present"
"lucky bastered"
Present
1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.
2. Tripping on acid
Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.
Present
How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.
Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.
Present
The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.
She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.