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What is the present?A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens. Presentments are pretty much the only thing I donβt procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it! the present - videoThe present - what is it?Presentaion:/ΛprΙz ΙnΛteΙͺ ΚΙn, Λpri zΙn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint. The presentation was great, I watched annoying orange on youtube instead. What does "the present" mean?A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting" Me: Hey, you presenting today? The present - what does it mean?When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out. We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting. The present - meaningthe singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack. teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow" The present - definitionShowing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner Omg that guy is certainly presenting, The present - slangThe exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being- The presentThe act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory. She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body. The presentA word with too many goddamn definitions. She's presently present, so I'll present my present. The presentWhat the past left behind for us. The time we are living in right now is therefore a present from the past. Person 1: Why is it called the present? |
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