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What is Premature?
When a person (perferably a teen to young adult) say they are a year+ older then they really are.
Teen girl: Hey mom can i go to the college party?
Mom: No way
Teen girl: But mom im like 18!
Mom:Oh your only 17, stop having premature age!
Girl1:Hey guys lets go to the clubs!
Girl2:omg ya, im in!
Girl3:umm..unless you have a fake ID or premature age we cant get in!
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Premature - what is it?
When an excited dog closes their mouth too soon when trying to catch a ball, causing the ball to bounce away off their nose
John- How's Sammy with the ball these days? Is she able to catch it?
Dave- Nah, gets so excited that when I throw the ball at her, she premature catchulates all over the place... She has a real bad case of premature catchulation.
What does "Premature" mean?
The trend of putting up Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year.
OMG she put up her Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. Her premature redecoration doesn't even leave room for a Turkey!
Premature - what does it mean?
Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is
Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .
Premature - meaning
Premature Redecoration: Putting up holiday decorations WAY too early.
The day after Halloween as she was taking down {holiday decorations of ghosts and pumpkins, she put up her Christmas decorations. It's only November first and this is the worst case of premature redecoration I have seen- she skipped right over Thanksgiving!
Premature - definition
When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.
Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"
Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"
Premature - slang
When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.
This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.
Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets
Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?
Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.
Dude: Oh, what's that?
Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.
Premature
The tendency of certain trees to display autumn colors in August.
Amy was depressed when the oak exhibited premature exfoliation in the middle of August.
Premature
making jokes about topical situations before it becomes socially acceptable
"that joke was too soon man"
"hey what can I say, I suffer from premature satirisation"
Premature
A person or animal that has not yet reached the state of puberty.
Example of a famous premature person: Justin Bieber