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What is Ponts?

A pussy or the action of sucking one.

That man Ciara can go suck my pont.

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Ponts - what is it?

Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.

See below for 'Dogging' definition

Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.

'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*

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What does "Ponts" mean?

(noun)
Usually (but not always) used as plural: ponts.
Ponts are entities (material or immaterial) that are used to show off and boost one's false sense of self-importance. Ponts can be mentioned, for example, during a conversation as a means of convincing your opponent that you are super cool.

Material ponts are usually possessions: a fast car, big genitals, five girlfriends, a golden watch, etc.

Examples of intangible ponts are: having met a celebrity, having seen Mount Everest, and so on.

"That boy from a rich family is full of ponts, he is always boasting."
"Save your ponts, man, you ain't gonna fool me with them!"

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Ponts - what does it mean?

A cajun word used in southern Louisiana that means a fart. It can only be used as a noun and not a verb so you would not say someone "ponted." (See usage below)

While we were having sex, my boyfriend made a pont and it smelt so bad which totally killed the mood.

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Ponts - meaning

To smash a wall with a hammer as Pontius to receive experience or progress in Trine.

'Go and Pont that'
'Does anything need ponting?'
'Come here and Pont this'

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Ponts - definition

Derogatory term used to describe a liar

"I won $300 last night"
"Shut the fuck up you Pont"

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Ponts - slang

the past form of pwned. which was actually created from cs, and it's l337. pwned also resembles owned, if you look at it

ku <3 EbaK: haha, pont
noob1: :'

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Ponts

Pointing, the act of sustained bouncing of the heel by continued straining and relaxation of the Achelous tendon.

As he sits there ponting at his options, he started to develop a cramp.

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Ponts

Ponts is like pants but it’s a joke you would have to put a word before ponts like if something is funny you would say lolly-ponts

1)passy ponts if you want someone to pass a ball to you

2)saddy ponts if your sad

3)maddy ponts if your mad at someone of something

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Ponts

Noun/ Adjective. Deriving from The R.Hamsters way of communicating that something is pants, there are pants on the stair case, someone just cacked their pants at The Woodster coming at them like a wet flannel etc. Can be (1)used as gereral term of derogation or (2) as substitute word when one is failing to find proper English ones and of course (3) to mean undercrackers.

(1) Megadeath!?....More like Megaponts...

(2) Where is Alphie?? On the chuffing...*gesture towards counter*...ponts!

(3) Let us visit La Senza's and buy some new ponts.

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