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What is tendon?
The first thing you should go for in a fight! try taking a sharp object and when they lunge at you duck down and slash their achilles tendon wide open. You have won the fight and now have them 100% under your control.
that would really, really hurt but its an effective method.
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Tendon - what is it?
Something you do when you rip a girl's vagina apart.
Guy 1 : Hey i am gonna tendon rip my girl's vagina tonight.
Guy 2 : Ohh ok whatever that suits your taste.
What does "tendon" mean?
The reason why African Americans are better than white people at sports.
Damn, Tyrone runs faster than all six honkys in federal supermax, must be the ape tendons.
Tendon - what does it mean?
noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.
Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!
Tendon - meaning
The taoist alchemy phrase for penis.
Ouch, she bit off my dragon tendon!
Tendon - definition
A tendon in your foot right above your ankle.
Vital nerve for moving your foot and standing
If you sever your achilles tendons, you won't be able to stand
Tendon - slang
A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.
*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??
Tendon
Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.
Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.
Tendon
(Noun)strands of tissue that connect the skeletal muscles to bones
Ex. "Make sure to cook the tendon in the chicken well," said the chef.
Tendon
1. an inflamation of a tendon.
2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.
waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."
you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.
waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*