Definder - what does the word mean?

What is a goober?

1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore

E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"

E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"

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a goober - video


A goober - what is it?

basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.

"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.

*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.

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What does "a goober" mean?

Adjective:
1. To have the behavior of a goober.
2. To be a little bit of a silly goofy guy.

Person 1: Why is that guy dancing in class?
Person 2: He’s just being goofy.
Person 1: Bro is gooberous.

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A goober - what does it mean?

Weirdo, dorky person

You are such a goober

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A goober - meaning

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...

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A goober - definition

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.

Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.

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A goober - slang

someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them

Jaxson, you’re such a goober.

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A goober

To be a silly goose.

You are such a goober.

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A goober

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

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A goober

tall cute italian who likes to think that he is semi-fluent in spanish and, at times, uses it in a "ghetto" dialect. goobers are notorious for their need to be taken care of by their swipers. Many are known to be execssive movie "buffs" and are, suprisingly, romantics at heart.

Did that dude really just hit that tree?....yah, he's definitely a goober. I sure hope he has a swiper to take care of him!

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