Definder - what does the word mean?

What is goose?

Increase. (Computer Science, Programming)

If you goose the timeout, it might delay it long enough to get the response.

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Goose - what is it?

A verb, which means to take your fingers and jam them into a person's ass or genital area. Generally it is considered sexual assault, unless you are very clever or the person you are doing it to is really laid back.

Damn! She's fine! I'm about to straight goose that bitch!

That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.

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What does "goose" mean?

A mild insult, meaning a daft person. Mainly used in a joking fashion, while lightly punching the recipient on the arm.

1. You big silly goose.
2. Jeez, you're such a goose!

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Goose - what does it mean?

1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.

I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.

I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.

Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.

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Goose - meaning

short way of saying grey goose vodka

pass up the goose

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Goose - definition

The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word "goose" must be said before the action takes place

i shouted goose in the pub, no one covered up, so guy in front of me got a bit of a surprise when my finger penetrated his anus through his pants, so shocked infact he had no words to protest against the action, so he just squawked like a dishevelled goose.

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Goose - slang

Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.

"Let's go goose that ugly bitch in the granny panties!"

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Goose

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.

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Goose

the drunkest, dumbest, most absurd person at the party

Mikey was definitely the goose last night, god that kid is a dumbass

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Goose

A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.

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