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What is squeezer?
A contraceptive used by men to plug his urethra with Elmer’s glue to prevent impregnating a girl during doing the sex.
“Bro! There is no way she is pregnant! I had a squeezer up in there while we was fucken!”
“No guys! He’s totally into me! The only reason he didn’t cuddle after sex was because he needed to remove the squeeze!”
“Dude, don’t use a squeezer! Imma buy you a box of condoms from Costco!”
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Squeezer - what is it?
An impatient motorist.
1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.
That squeezer is giving me road rage!!!
What does "squeezer" mean?
When a person thinks they are really good at a task, but in reality they are terrible at it.
Joe thinks he’s so good on the router, he’s such a squeezer
Squeezer - what does it mean?
Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.
Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"
Squeezer - meaning
A hand job. When another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with her hand(s) until the man ejaculates.
"I got a squeezer from an Indian girl on a bunk-bed, so I think I got the whole Harvard experience." Frank - 30 Rock
Squeezer - definition
A tight aggressive poker player. Plays conservatively but aggressive. Is known to trap with big hands.
The Squeezer trapped the donkey for all his chips sending him to the rail.
Squeezer - slang
A handjob that involves a tight grip of the shaft.
People are starting to recognize me. A stripper offered me a squeezer last night dude.... a WHITE stripper!
Squeezer
when a woman grebs a penis tightly till the helmet throbs
the missus gave me a good squeezer last night on the job.......right on the vinegar strokes too!!
Squeezer
A person who is holding on too tight. Most likely spent their adolescent years sitting at the front of the classroom as the obvious “teacher’s pet”. The term is usually only used in a workplace setting to describe people who stay back late, suck up to bosses, go above and beyond etc.
Don: Jacinta loves this job too much.
Mick: Yeah she’s a squeezer...
Squeezer
A guy in their late teens or early twenties who manipulates early teenage girls into sex.
That sleeze is a squeezer!