"Man, i just spotted a complete pollock over there by the sex shop".
"Can't come out tonight boys, mom's being a total pollock".
Real-Life Experiences:
1.) Man talks about getting microkorg for a long time. buys microkorg. pollock decides he wants one too and gets the exact same one.
2.) pollock gets laid off from job (along with a number of other dudes) and cries on the way home (no other guy takes part).
3.) man wears button up shirt, jeans and sandals to school. The next day. style is repeated exactly.
4.) man has band. band plays a show. pollock asks for the to play quieter please (is it possible to have vagina inhabited ears?)
5.) Man wears basketball shorts to school. pollock goes out gets mom to buy him some then claims he's "bringing them back" with the other man. false.
6.) Pollock pays 160$ to go to Wasaga Beach. day before bitches out with "food poisoning", loses money and bails on his friend who was getting a ride with him.
A: A term when looking at modern art that seems to have no direction. Refrencing to Jackson Pollock who used dripping, slashing, throwing and other assorted movments to express himself and the artwork.
B: An insult inwhich the person would be saying that the style is bad.
A:
Person A: It reminds me of Pollock.
Person B: Interesting.. I like it!
B:
Person A: Looks like we got another Pollock on our hands.
Person B: Yep..
A person of Polish descent from most glorious Eastern European homeland. Birthplace of such significant technological advances as the screen door submarine and the glass bottom locomotive. Also origin of the jelly or custard filled pastry known locally by some indecipherable Pollock moniker.
Pollock #1, Wladyslaw - "Hey Uh, Ziggy, did you hear that Stosh locked his keys in his car yesterday?"
Pollock #2, Zbigniew - "Duuh, Yea Vlady, he didn't get his family out til just this morning!"
v. The process of having a particularly aggressive and forceful bout of diarrhea that leaves the inside of the bowl splattered as though Jackson Pollock had painted it in your poo.
n. The resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.
To ejaculate on a surface in a manner that resembles the artistic form of the late Jackson Pollock- known for his drippings and trickling of paint across canvas.