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What is Outback Steakhouse?
Where the portion sizes are big,
The food is bloody expensive,
And everything is just really f****** hot
THE BEST PLACE TO EAT
JOSH!!! IM GOING TO THR OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE!!!!!
Outback Steakhouse - video
Outback Steakhouse - what is it?
A large retaurant chain claiming to be "australian". The wait to get a table is long, because of all the fat old people, the steak is served raw and still partially frozen, and the servers r slow and have down syndrome. A great place to go to spend 100 dollars for shit and food poisoning.
"Hey george let's go to outback steakhouse!"
"Yum sally! I'm totally in the mood to wait in line for an hour and get exposed to mad cow disease"
"Yeah george! And I'm ready to eat overpriced frozen meat that has nothing to do with the australian outback!"
What does "Outback Steakhouse" mean?
an overpriced restaurant where the managers require the servers to wait several minutes to ring in your entre' order so you have "time" in between course, thus leading to ridiculously long wait times, before and after you're seated. Not only that, but the servers don't wash their hands.
Friend: Why did you quit Outback Steakhouse?
Me: because that restaurant and their practices are disgusting and I find it's morally wrong to continue to serve people food from that establishment.
Outback Steakhouse - what does it mean?
An "Australian"-style "steak house" which is horribly overpriced. When you enter, they're usually packed, so you'll have to wait 1 hour until somebody leaves and frees up a table, all the while starving to death. Once you actually manage to reserve a table, don't be surprised to find that the restaurant's staff have forgotten to clean it. Next, you'll have to wait another 15 minutes until a waiter/waitress can attend to you. The Outback Steakhouse sports a large, varied menu, including disgusting, dry or undercooked steaks, various beverages (aka alcohol), skimpy salads, expensive desserts and other foods which aren't Australian. There are also sides of cheesy fries which are admittedly pretty good. After taking your order, you'll have to wait another 40 minutes for your order to arrive, whether it be salad or a steak, because the workers are lazy and don't give a crap as long as you leave them a tip. Once your order arrives, enjoy it, yada yada yada. Fortunately, if you get food stuck between your teeth, there is a toothpick dispenser near the door (which will most likely be empty). That's the Outback Steakhouse in a nutshell.
Too lazy to cook yourself? Come to the Outback Steakhouse and buy our $100 steaks!
Outback Steakhouse - meaning
When you eat a dudes ass in a sauna
I just gave Jeff a Outback Steakhouse at Planet Fitness. Time for a shower!