What is Plorts?

Ports you get from Slimes in Slime rancher when they decide to poop.

My slime just pooped and now I got a plort. Slime Plort

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Plorts - video

Plorts - what is it?

When you shit something out of your asshole, but gracefully.

" MOOOOM!! The dog plorted on the carpet, and it was beautiful!"

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What does "Plorts" mean?

When a Golden Slime explodes after releasing a Golden Plort.

"Oh no! He wouldn't have plorted if I did not throw a mango at him."

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Plorts - what does it mean?

to run into a building by accident

"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."

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Plorts - meaning

Plaid shorts. Usually worn as swim wear, the style is making a comeback for daily wear. Plorts are a close cousin of the jort, or blue jean shorts.

That guy is wearing some sweet plorts.

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Plorts - definition

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.

'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.

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Plorts - slang

A crystalline, poop-like substance produced by slimes in the game Slime Rancher.

Gary: "Oh, no, my cute little Tabby slimes are eating all the pink plorts! I hope they don't become Tarrs!"

Norkflord: "See, Gary, the races shouldn't mix. When the boogaloo comes, I'll hang your race-traitor corpse by a rope."

Gary: "Jesus, Norkflord. What's wrong with you? Are we actually friends? If so, what's wrong with me?"

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Plorts

Plaid shorts, usually not acceptable to wear out in public unless at a golf tourament.

People who want to get laid should not wear plorts.

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