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What is quicksand?
an individual with the ability to trap you in conversation against your will. the longer you stay the more they digress as you sink slowly into their rambling world. struggling only brings up more conversation topics and thus exacerbates the problem. the whole time you are filled with dread because you know at the end you may be asked to commit to a future event. like coffee, or a month holiday.
any situation in which one is trapped in conversation against their will. the conversation is one sided usually punctuated by the infrequent 'yep' in the hope agreeing will end the conversation sooner. the trapper is the quicksand conversationalist.
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Quicksand - what is it?
These are to be avoided at all costs. They usually take the appearance of an appealing website, such as "Hack any Facebook account!" or "Watch Netflix for free!" Click on it, and you won't be hacking or watching anything for a while. First, it'll ask you to fill out some little captcha and give an email address. Easy to fake your way through it. Then comes stage 2:
"Just fill out this quick survey..."
Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.
And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.
Person 1: Whoa look I can hack anyone's Facebook...
2 hours later:
Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!
5 hours later:
Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!
What does "quicksand" mean?
A fetish involving watching someone sink into quicksand or sinking in quicksand yourself. Types of quicksand would be a creamy clay, or a dirtier swamp mud. The fetish makes a little sense in the fact that the sand will hug your body. The cause could also be attributed to wanting to save someone or the struggle of escaping.
Ava: Oh no! We’re sinking in quicksand!
John: *extremely turned on with quicksand fetish*
Quicksand - what does it mean?
A person who sucks you into a long and boring pointless conversation you want no part of, and you have no way to get out of.
Sorry I was late, hon, the woman behind me in line at the market sucked me into a social quicksand.
Quicksand - meaning
When you lay on your back and your nipples disappear because your breasts are so empty and deflated
Sunk into the pool of floppy skin that was once a rounded boob
Feel free to retrieve my nipples from my quicksand tits with your tongue
Quicksand - definition
An act in which the man presses his dick into an unstimulated vagina (read: not wet) so that the dick slowly, inch by inch, descends into the increasingly lubricated abyss
Last night, I met this chick at a bar. She was not worth the foreplay (or the two dollar shots). Consequently, I quicksand-ed her, yelling obscenities while her sick ass got gradually turned on.
Quicksand - slang
An instance after a sexual encounter, where rejection by one party only increases the attraction of the other party. Thereby, further enveloping the rejecting party into a cataclysmic pool of never-ending harassment.
i.e When a male encounters a clinger in which she believes she is entitled to post-dating/pre-girlfriend rights.
Joe: Hey Dave, did you get rid of Patty?
Dave: Nah man, the harder I try the more I get stuck in quicksand.
Quicksand
Allowing your friend to sink lower and lower into hideousness in order to maintain your attractiveness. Slow and sad sabotage.
Carla's blind vision to self beautification could only be cradled by Gina's quiet but stealth quicksanding.
Quicksand
1)Quicksand- Sand surface that when stepped on, gives way which causes you to sink at a certain rate due to certain factors:
-Height/Weight
-Surface Area
-Movement
2)Quicksand(Situation)-Situation where no matter what you do, things only get worse. Even if you are trying your hardest to make things better.
Example 1:
Bill: Hey watch your step.
Bob:What...*steps in quicksand* Ahh! What is this?!
Bill: You just fell into some quicksand!
Bob: Bummer...*sinks*
Example 2:
Bill: Ah poop...
Bob: Hey what's the matter?
Bill: It's my wife, no matter what I do our marriage seems to break away.
Bob: Well there's only one solution.*Pulls out gun*
Bill: O_o*sigh*
Quicksand
Just sand, but you can get trapped and suffocate in it.
"Oh no! Help! I'm trapped in quicksand! I'm about to drown!"
"Actually, quicksand is just sand, but it's just a bit runnier."
"Oh hey, I didn't know that. That's pretty cool. Gurgle"