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What is Pires?
a religious, male whore. has a girlfriend but sleeps with other girls because his girlfriends are oblivious and easy
"man, that guy is such a pires he slept with the entire church!"
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Pires - video
Pires - what is it?
Shit cunt......
Pire is a fucking shit cunt
What does "Pires" mean?
The word 'pire or Pire is another name for a vampire. Easy right? (Hipsters are fond of this word..They knew it before we did.)
Dude: "Man is that what I think it is?" Other dude: "Whatcha think it is??" Dude: "A 'Pire?" Other dude: "No way bro!! It's only one of those skanks from that band...umm One direction?..Yeah that's it!" Dude: "Oh lol their faces are funny." Other: "Pretty much."
Pires - what does it mean?
being very sly during a daily basis
Pires was very sly today.
Pires - meaning
Someone who cares about themselves and their reputation way too much, especially their physical appearance.
(A) Dude, stop being a pire, just admit to her that you watched 2 girls 1 cup, she won't think your a loser.
(B) Yeah she will, she'll think I'm a freak, I'll never get laid by her!
(A) DUDE shes fuckin ugly!
Pires - definition
The connection that we have specifically with animals rather than humans.
"I don't know about you Jenny but I pire my dog Harry."
Pires - slang
Neatly trimmed vaginal hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. The name is taken from the thin strip of 'beard' as worn by Robert Pires of Arsenal.
"I went down on this girl last night."
"Mott like a wich's cat?"
"No, very nice, a little Pires."
Pires
"Name given to a femine plus size guy that is actually straight and adores being dominated by older sadistic females , he eats mash potatoes every night and gets shocked about his weight surprisingly , he is very open about his sexual desires and prefer brunette small framed women due to his fantasies about being dominated
Often someone who thinks for his friends first, but can sometimes be rude if provoked especially by the older generations, tries to be a public nuisance at times and embarrasses his bros. Likes to overspend and over eat when depressed, often seen in the wild trying to play card games, and online trying to get girls to chat with him. Good working attitude at times, unless he is offered a chance to slack with his bro, he will happily accompany his bro to do wrong things. Very brotherly. 10/10 would recommend to your gay friends.
Older man: " Can you please keep your volume down in the train"
A Pires: " Wow we have a knight in shining armor here to save the day!"
"omg can you dont be such a pires!?"
Pires
A CLOWN of the highest order. A 'pires' sleeps in his own mess and enjoys fucking goats.
Oi Pires. stop sleeping in your own mess and fucking that goat you fanny!
Pires
simply the most amazing, good looking, intellegent and , genrally, the best family to ever exist.
a member of the pires family is unrivalled in brilliance by anything to ever exist. including god.
man look at that guy , hes just so cool , how does he do it?
.........ah, he must be a pires!