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What is Peterson?

A person who gives you half credit on work you turn in one day late becasue you were absent.

A teacher who gives you an average of 2.3 worksheets a day

A teacher who makes you read a random WWII book

A hardcore gamer, who can beat Mazzie in Halo 3

Sucks at dancing

YYYYOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Wow, thats so much homework, stop being such a Peterson.

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Peterson - what is it?

A term used to describe someone children who have down-syndrome. With the tendency to latch on to somebody emotionally and lashing out against anyone who competes with them for attention.

Matt: Do you guys know WTF is wrong with Kyle?
Zach: I have no clue he just needs to stop being hostile to everyone besides Shane!
Shane: Well to be fair he is a Peterson

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What does "Peterson" mean?

A unit of measurement of 77 1/4 inches in length created by V. (Pete) Peterson on January 12,2010. He is 77 1/4 inches in heigth.

I am 1 Peterson in length. Which means I am 77 1/4 inches long.

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Peterson - what does it mean?

A "closeted" pretentious male, often quick to anger and generally found desperately trying to improve his self image, despite the fact that he's a hipster douchebag, complete with obscure musical references, black-framed glasses, and a fixed-gear bike.

"Did you see that tool hipster that just ran by?"

"Yeah, he's a total Peterson."

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Peterson - meaning

A combination of the words "pet" and "person."

Hilton: Hey, check out my sweet pet monkey.
Ken: Monkeys are kind of like people.
Hilton: So I have a pet person?
Ken: Yes. A peterson.

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Peterson - definition

A term that means to murder someone, and dump the body as to not get caught (referring specifically to Scott Peterson).

Tom: Hey man, have you seen Tracy today?
Bob: Nah man, she went out on a date with some guy she met on the internet night before last and no one has seen her since.
Tom: Damn! I hope that dude didn't pull a Peterson!

or

"Man that guy is such a dick, if he doesn't watch it I am gonna Peterson his ass and that it'll be that".

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Peterson - slang

A word used to express anger in an unfortunate situation

I failed my bio quiz...PETERSON!!!

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Peterson

The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.

I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.

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Peterson

Wife killer

β€œThere are currently 3 men with the last name of Peterson, who have been accused or convicted of murdering their wives. There will be more.....”

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Peterson

Peterson is a lovely last name to have and it comes from Scottish heritage.
This name is not to be used as a reference to an explosion in the toilet.

Peterson is used as a sir name.

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