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What is Parkes?
1)When a vehicle (most commonly a car) is at a complete stop and has been set in the parked setting.
2)When someone gets fondled or molested; usually a male being molested by an older male. This term is most commonly used in schools or churches to describe what a queer acting gym teacher/priest would do to a young boy.
1)Sam-"Your cars gonna get stolen again."
Lacee-"No it wont, I parked out back. You negative Bitch!"
2)Zain-"Mr.Yunohu has been hugging Bob a lil too tizight
after gym class."
Fred-"Yeah. He's totally gonna get parked someday."
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Parkes - what is it?
Just starting to be used in Toronto,Canada.
It means that you should stop what you're doing or saying ASAP. It is said from one person to another.
Boy 1: Yo b, I was looking fresh on friday.
Boy 2: Park that dawg, no you didn't.
erks has the same meaning, but is only used by girls. Park that, allows guys to put a stop to another's saying/doing.
What does "Parkes" mean?
The ultimate spot to light fires, shit on the floor, whip your cock out, light off fireworks, hang with the boys, play with dildos, harass workers, draw dicks, have anal, play games, and basically do anything that's disgusting and slightly illegal with the squad.
Eric: Hey boys, wanna go to the park?
Claire: Hell yeah, I'm gonna shit in the urinal.
Parkes - what does it mean?
The act of parking your car in a well hidden area and getting it on with the other person. Either in the backseat or passenger seat. Not intended for in a closed-off trunk.
They went parking behind the old factory last night.
Parkes - meaning
the most common korean last name
hesoo park
Parkes - definition
The state of being unable to enter your vehicle because some dickhead parked too close to the door. The solution to this is usually to have to enter the other side of the vehicle and climb through, although if you're parked in on both sides, you are hosed.
I got parked in by some dickhead in a mini the other day. I smashed all the windows and tipped the damn thing over.
Parkes - slang
To engage in sexual acts in a parked car.
Brad was too cheap to spring for a hotel, so we went parking at Lover's Lane.
Parkes
Is known to give excessive amounts of "banter", but struggles to receive it. Also a big mummy's boy.
Ronald is the Parkes of the group.
Parkes
An organism which travels at very slow velocity.
The limit of a function that describes the velocity at which the organism can traverse from point A to point B, as time approaches infinity.
In most cases the organism won't even reach point B.
As the function of the organism approaches infinity, it will intersect many normal human organisms traversing at a much higher velocities, and reaching point B before the organism.
Biological studies have been done on the organism to find out why it cannot travel faster, often by dissecting it. However this method is extremely hard, as the organism contains a multi layer of lipids surrounding its body.
Scientific results show that usually the organism tends to expire before it reaches its destination, and needs more oxygen to walk faster.
Chemical studies have tried to calculate this amount of oxygen in moles, assuming at first, that the organism was like most other species that live on earth, but it was found that even the most advanced and efficient computers are not able to computate such a high number. Thermodynamic experts, who are aware of the fact that the universe will ultimately end in a state of equilibrium due to entropy, predict that the number of years that the universe will have to live will be much less ever since this organism has come about into the world.
Alien theorists like to use this organism to prove their ideas that aliens do indeed exist on Earth, but their proofs are unable to explain this organism of such large scale managed to enter the Earth's atmosphere in such an unnoticable way.
Despite all appearance, DNA studies shows the organism (believe it or not) is indeed human (even though the DNA was extremely hard to extract since the nucleus was being squished by all the adipose in the cells).
Due to this recent information, anthropologists began looking at the organism, trying to find human qualities about it. They discovered that it did not have a displeasing personality, although its brain power is definitely lacking and its intelligence level is very low.
Despite all appearances, it has left all human being speechless by its uncanny ability to manage to obtain multiple degrees.
Psychologists have discovered certain patterns in its behaviour. It prefers to spent its time in school habitats, which may be due to its lack of knowledge and intelligence. It seems to be hungrily for knowledge. However, most humans who are in daily contact with it, would agree that it is in fact trying to hinder others from increasing their own intelligence, in hopes that the whole world will become just as stupid as it is.
This mysterious organism provides much speculation and amusement for other human beings.
"Did you hear about that earthquake? Parkes must have walked there."
Parkes
A legend, someone who is a great person to be with, a true champ ever see this surname then you’ll be very lucky, a treasure a person with this surname is sent from the gods love them with all your heart
A true parkes