What is ASAP?

As Slutty As Posible

Mom: LINIE! GET DOWN HERE ASAP!!!
Linie: AHHHHHH CHILD ABUSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Mom: not again.

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ASAP - meme gif

ASAP - video

ASAP - what is it?

Already Sucking Another Penis

Ray Ray and I just broke up but I'm over him, I'm ASAP.

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What does "ASAP" mean?

As Stoned As Possible.

CHRON 1: Yo, let's get ASAP this weekend.
CHRON 2: You know I'm down.

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ASAP - what does it mean?

As Sexually As Possible

I want you to give it to me ASAP.

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ASAP - meaning

As soon as possible

I'll do that ASAP.

I'll do that As Soon As Possible.

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ASAP - definition

Short for “Always Stop And Pray”—when you need to be as smart or sharp as possible in tackling urgent and important matters, by relying on the Holy Spirit (the Third Person in the Trinity) for wisdom and direction for your solution.

The moment I realize that ASAP needn’t always stand for “As Soon As Possible,” I quickly submitted this long-overdue definition for publication.

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ASAP - slang

As Soon As Possible

Please reveiw & decide to publish or reject my definition ASAP. Thanks :O

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ASAP

immediately, right away (from as soon as possible)

We need to get out of here, ASAP.

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ASAP

As Soon As Possible

Originally a military term dating back to WW1 when abreviations were being used everywhere,

ASAFP may also be used when the speaker is distressed, making it "as soon as fucking possible"

"I need some fucking CAS runs in here ASAP, get some fucking cobras down here NOW and fuck up those goddamn T72s"

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ASAP

A New York based rap crew, stand for Always Strive and Prosper. Sometimes stylized as A$AP

ASAP Rocky is a member of ASAP.

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