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What is PREGNANT?
The worst STD ever. Causes pain, poverty, and eighteen year of torture.
"That stupid bitch got pregnant."
"My god..."
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PREGNANT - video
PREGNANT - what is it?
A woman who is carrying a baby. The state is possible after unprotected sex or when protection has failed. Getting pregnant can be unplanned or planned so pregnant woman might have different kind of decisions ahead depending on her lifesituation.
Woman: Honey, I need to talk to you.
Man: What is it?
Woman: I'm pregnant.
Man: *totally speechless and pretty confused*
Woman: Honey?
Man: ... I'm going to be now a... dad?
Men might be scared of the situation or in a shock at first though they actually could have wanted to have a child.
What does "PREGNANT" mean?
Scariest word in the english language.
girl: i'm pregnant.
boy: oh god (then shits his pants)
PREGNANT - what does it mean?
What at least one girl gets in high school.
Girl 1: Rebecca got pregnant and she doesn't even know who the father is.
Girl 2: I'm not surprised, she's a slut.
PREGNANT - meaning
Just waiting to blast out a baby
Iām going to drink all the wine in world when Iām done pregnanting this bastard
PREGNANT - definition
What could happen when A guy lay's A women down on an bed and pumps her full of his cum
Craig : So are you still fuckin Kiersten after work?
Chad : Yeah but we always use protection!
Kiertsten : Hey Chad your condom broke again last night so I'm most likely Pregnant!
Chad : God Damn't
Craig : Oh Nice!
Chad : Fuck You Craig!
PREGNANT - slang
Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.
Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.
Happy responsible couple;
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-
The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Congrats
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-
PREGNANT
something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night
Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed
PREGNANT
When a guy fills a girl up with his semen and a new life is created
Kiersten : Guess what Jake I'm Pregnant!
Jake : God Damn how did this happen we use condoms?
Kiersten : Well if your big dick would quit busting them maybe they would have worked!
Jake : Well that is true I do have a big dick!
Kiersten : So should we get married now or wait till after I have the baby?
Jake: Oh man do I have to take responsibility too!
Kiersten : Hey your dick got us into this mess I am not supporting this baby alone!
Jake : Thanks a lot you stupid dick! (Wack)
Kiersten : Did you just spank your dick?
Jake : Yeah cause it was bad!
PREGNANT
The hardest word for the people on yahoo answers to spell, other than Ouija.
Seriously, It's not that hard!!!
Do I really have to do this?
Girl on yahoo answers: I'm pregnanante
The world: IT'S PREGNANT