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What is Not if it implodes?
A person with the amazing ability to suck the vicinity completely clean of any productive attributes.
This is usually the result of an overwhelming lack of understanding combined with an extensive ability to confuse, but it can also be the result of being generally annoying in one way or another.
1 - Hey, how did the meeting go?
2 - Well, we made some great progress until Sarah appeared like an imploding star and turned the meeting into a black hole of logic and reasoning.
1 - again huh?
2 - yeah, we're back to discussing our main topic again
Not if it implodes - video
Not if it implodes - what is it?
An Explosion and Implosion that happen at the exact same time, causeing the object to remain exactly the same. All you would see would be a puff of smoke.
WTF! That Cow just Ex-Imploded!
Awesome!
WWGFD?
Ex-Implode!
What does "Not if it implodes" mean?
When a friend is trying so hard not to bite at banter directed towards them, that he explodes from the inside out, causing extreme distress and an excessive knock in confidence.
Everyone: "Lucky can drink a lot faster than you, Spence"
Spencer: "F*ck off! Talk to me when you can down a pint faster than me"
Everyone: "Oiiiii nibble!!!!! He's about to implode!"
Spencer: "*silence* *banter slowly eats way at Spencer's soul*"
Not if it implodes - what does it mean?
Something that is so intensely amazing or spectacular that it can't be described by words. It causes one's mind to collapse inward on itself due to the sheer awesomeness.
Pete: Hey dude check out my tricked out ride!
Paul: Damn bro this thing is head-imploding!
or
Dan: Yo dude you won't believe this, but last night my girl was frisky and I became a man; I am a virgin no more.
Rob: Nice dude, how was it?
Dan: One word: Head-imploding
Not if it implodes - meaning
(v)it is when one is subjected to such a shock that their male genital organ is sucked up into the body and later retrieved in excramential form.
bob: i imploded yesterday
Not Bob: dude, sucks.
Bob: i know dude, and know im gay
Not if it implodes - definition
To try not to laugh because your boss is there while you are receiving hilarious IMs
Dan totally IMploded when Katy recounted her weekend over IChat. His boss asked what the hell was wrong with him.
Not if it implodes - slang
Not only did she suck the skin off my dick, but, she made my balls implode. I think even my ass caved in.
Not if it implodes
When you have to repress a fart and it kind of goes off inside you and you feel it bubble its way back up in out of sight before it escapes.
Imploding is a techincal word by a Georgie where a fart is repressed when youre in awkward situations like a que, a date or an interview, even in a swimming pool! All applies and we all implode. Dont do it for too many hours though or you might explode and die.
Not if it implodes
Commonly said during a disagreement of ideas in which there is no rebuttal and signifies the speaker's victory. The term was first said in a discussion about the Big Bang or the end of the world. (I think...)
Uncle Kenny: The human race will die off long before the earth. Earth will continue existing until the sun explodes.
Commonyoshi: Not if it implodes.
or
Zook: Weedle is the coolest pokemon ever.
Commonyoshi: Not if it implodes.
Zook: Dammit!
Not if it implodes
To collapse in on ones self, to explode inwards. Also, to fail miserably at something.
Shit, i fucking imploded on that math test.