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What is Northville?
A small town in Upstate NY inhabited by around 2,000 inbred turds who do nothing but drink keystone light and blast knuckle children all over eachother. The girls there gather at the pink chicken and suck tons of cocks under the skatepark ramps. The men of this town enjoy heading over to Stewart's, across the street from the pink chicken. Where they stick their penises into exhaust pipes and pour copenhagen all over them selves while they rev their trucks up in the parking lot as a mating call to the girls sucking all the cocks. The number of people who live there that haven't fucked their sister or cousin is 0! The amount of inbred cousin porking action up there is due to the smallness of town. No one there knows how to read due to the stupidity caused from them coming out of an incestual washing machine that someone forgot to pour bleach in. Potheads and dopers wonder the streets aimlessly looking for goat and other farm animals to pork. That town needs a serious clean up and until they realize that sucking their cousins dick under the skate ramps won't improve conditions and that the protein from all the ingested semen is less then if the just cooked a regular egg in a pan instead of in their mouths.
No niggers allowed in Northville NY.
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Northville - what is it?
The mostly white, almost town, northern province of new milford. Mainly known for the supermarket, liquor store, and VW dealership, most people dont know where the hell it is. also, theres 2 schools right next to each other.
Person: yo where you from?
Northville resident: Northville ct
Person: where?
Northville resident: its that place with the 2 schools
Person: oh that
What does "Northville" mean?
Left to rot for 25 years. Anyone that grew up in with in 25 miles of Northville went here in the 80's and 90's. A gift from the leaders of 1920's Detroit. A place to let the county experiment on your kids from 1926 to 1974. Abandoned in 1974. Turned into a playground for delinquents. 3 miles of underground steam tunnels and 45 buildings to run around in.
northville tunnels Asylum
Northville - what does it mean?
a small town of roughly 2000 people in the southern adirondacks....the sacandaga lake is beautiful and the town is busy with vacationers in the summer...aka "summer people"...the high school graduates around 30 people...its biggest sport is soccer...the towns biggest events are garage sale weekend, the doins' (fourth of july carnival), and the donkey basketball game
hey im from northville!
..uhhh wheres that?
Northville - meaning
town of rich white kids that are spoiled as fuck and don’t care about what anyone else think. also smart ass kids who are mostly asians or indians that went to aleps. the girls are all thots and the guys are ugly as fuck. meads is full of whores and hillside is full of judgmental bitches
livonia kid:where do you go?
northville kid: northville
livonia kid: oh *eye roll*
Northville - definition
A town full of many spoiled rich white bitches who think they are the shit. Also full of many diverse cultures including Asians and Indians that are too smart for everyone else. Everyone is fake and rich in their own ways
Livonia kid: do you live in NoRtHviLlE
Northville kid: yeah...?
Livonia kid: aren't you the snobbiest city in Michigan?
Northville kid: umm I don't know.
Livonia kid: *eye roll*
Northville - slang
A small, yet booming town in southeast michigan.
A population of more than 20,000, with 7,000 people in the school district. The school district consists of 5 elementary schools, 2 middle schools, and one GIANT high school. 252nd best district in the nation and 5th best in the state. a population of mostly wealthy families and predominately white population. A nice but small downtown with many restaurants. Much nicer than its neighboring city to the south, Novi.
Hey, want to eat dinner in Northville.
Northville
Land of the rich white spoiled kids, located in Michigan.
Northville High School is the only school in which the marching band can beat the football team.
Person 1: Hey wanna go to Northville?
Person 2: Hey wanna go to hell?
Person 1: There's nothing to do in Northville anyway.