Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Nobs?

NOB is an insult word directed to an Idiot.

It’s mainly used when someone does or says something completely and utterly idiotic, and you yell it at them in recoil of the stupid situation that just occurred.

Person 1: *Drops glass of water*
Person 1: “Oh no! I dropped my glass of water! Now there’s glass and water everywhere...”
Person 2: “Oh my god, you NOB!”

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Nobs - video


Nobs - what is it?

The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck

"That knob didn't seem to realise there's a silent K in there!"

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What does "Nobs" mean?

to have sex

i nobbed her

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Nobs - what does it mean?

when one's penis becomes erect

That pervert's got a nob on!

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Nobs - meaning

A nob is British slang for a posh person, probably from 'nobility'. It is NOT a knob. That isn't to say nobs can't be knobs.

David Cameron is such a nob.

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Nobs - definition

A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.

1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?

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Nobs - slang

Nobbing is another word for sexual relations

Dude we were nobbing all night

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Nobs

British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.

Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.

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Nobs

A Boy Who Is Gay Likes Dick
or
A Girl Who Is Straight Likes Dick

Nob-Dick

Boy: I Like Dick
Girl: I Like Dick Too
Random Person: Your Both Nob-Nob's

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Nobs

Nobs are freshman at The Citadel (a military college in South Carolina).

Also used as an insult.

At the Citadel, nobs are not allowed to walk on sidewalks, and must enter buildings through the rear door.

"Give me back my bracelet, you nob!"

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